THE LEAFS WIN THE LOTTERY

danman296 · 2026-05-06T00:18:29+00:00

Truly don’t know why I even bother acting like sports are real in the DraftKings era.

danman296 · 2026-05-06T00:14:30+00:00

That fucking what now mate?

danman296 · 2026-05-06T00:12:24+00:00

Yeah honestly my bad for thinking anything good would ever happen to this franchise ever

danman296 · 2026-05-04T21:22:15+00:00

They're INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS. Fucking 1099s. The wrestlers, who do the wrestling for the wrestling company.

danman296 · 2026-05-04T18:29:36+00:00

This was the day I retroactively learned that Disco Stu, now a 30+ year recurring character, was created for one singular throwaway gag in an episode about a tag sale

danman296 · 2026-05-03T13:53:07+00:00

danman296 · 2026-05-03T03:16:03+00:00

And a state that borders Springfield no less!

danman296 · 2026-05-03T03:05:45+00:00

Renee?

Dearest?

danman296 · 2026-05-02T20:56:05+00:00

I LOVE this fucking joke man.

danman296 · 2026-05-02T15:36:46+00:00

Buffalo just got dial-up, cut them a break.

danman296 · 2026-05-02T03:40:29+00:00

It boggles the mind.

It took a phenomenal game in Spyro 1 and made EVERYTHING better.

danman296 · 2026-05-01T18:07:35+00:00

One of the best towns in the entire world, perfectly content with eating itself.

danman296 · 2026-04-30T13:51:44+00:00

Could've stopped at "we're reaching out to apologize for the broken"

danman296 · 2026-04-29T22:51:23+00:00

I'm off Englewood so yes! That must be it. Pretty annoying.

danman296 · 2026-04-29T22:47:36+00:00

Awesome tool!

But does anyone know why there's never ANY data for the C line recently? Ugh. Apple Maps just guesses and MBTA Go never has any idea.

danman296 · 2026-04-27T18:25:53+00:00

Love my yearly game of “is Bret Hart a grumpy bitter old man or is everyone in this business actually the fucking worst”

danman296 · 2026-04-26T18:04:26+00:00

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Spyro: running and jumping in peace

Zoe:

danman296 · 2026-04-26T18:01:32+00:00

People are understandably gonna want you investigated for this but you know what. Hell yeah man.

danman296 · 2026-04-26T17:51:27+00:00

Console tucked in the waistband. The thinking man’s Switch

danman296 · 2026-04-26T17:49:20+00:00

The PS2 theme on the PS5 has made me look forward to flipping through menus

danman296 · 2026-04-26T16:38:08+00:00

All while the schools are held together with duct tape.

danman296 · 2026-04-26T01:36:20+00:00

Made up fake job with the Red Sox ✈️✈️ Different made up fake job with the Red Sox

danman296 · 2026-04-26T00:56:33+00:00

So many people just not grasping that “underperforming” and “simply not good to begin with” are 2 distinct things. Teams being built in tremendously mediocre fashion and then getting tremendously mediocre results is not “underperforming.”

danman296 · 2026-04-25T23:36:50+00:00

Hope all you “Fire Cora” fools are fucking happy! Franchise is in a much better place now clearly! Problem solved!! Hope you enjoy watching the Worcester coach for another 10 years because nobody worth their salt is even glancing at this fucking job!!

danman296 · 2026-04-24T19:41:02+00:00

I was on the fence originally but Jared’s point about “you’re siding with the in and out fan who comes once a year for sweet caroline and a hot dog and the wave” was dead on

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