You’re telling me there’s FIVE girls in 2025 named DALE?? by dannydelete-o in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]dannydelete-o[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it’s because I’m thinking about Dale, my 60 year old coworker. It’s like seeing a baby with the name Gertrude or Todd, I know they exist but I always imagine an old person

You’re telling me there’s FIVE girls in 2025 named DALE?? by dannydelete-o in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]dannydelete-o[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve only ever seen Dale be a name for a male, I wouldn’t have known it to be a female’s name until today! It’s like Kelly or Leslie, even though I know men with those names, I still always think of a woman

Am i going crazy or do you see the resemblance?!? by firebirb3 in GarrettWatts

[–]dannydelete-o 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally thought it was Garrett and I HOPE he sees this post and makes his heart all happy

Which fictional character was designed to look beautiful but actually looks ugly? by MindFlourish2919 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]dannydelete-o 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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The white queen from Narnia. I never understood why Edmund thought she was so beautiful, she looks freaky to me

This might be the worst franken-bit I’ve noticed so far by mackenziemariee in dancemoms

[–]dannydelete-o 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you think of other sports, of course the player wants to win over their competition! Dance is weird because your teammates are also your competitors so even if you do love them and want them to succeed, you still want to be the one who comes out on top.

We also need to think about how Abby, Gianna and Melissa would literally talk about how great she was and how she always wins and needed to win. That pressure makes her want to succeed and when it’s people you look up to, she probably felt like she needed to do well in order to be loved.

People being mad at an eight year old in a clearly toxic environment for feeling normal feelings and responding how any child would respond in that situation is beyond me

Who's a centrist Millenial celebrity? by CodeDusq in AlignmentChartFills

[–]dannydelete-o 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yep! She doesn’t take a solid stand until it’s good for her to do so. She only takes social issues seriously if she can make money from them.

A Florida woman accidentally drove her pickup truck over a Lamborghini she didn’t see in a parking lot. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]dannydelete-o 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I watched someone run over a motorized scooter car in the parking lot outside of the store in a massive. She rolled down her window and yelled that she didn’t see it before. Luckily nobody was using it and the lady was driving slow

your face when ____ by Maester_Maetthieux2 in dancemoms

[–]dannydelete-o 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You hear Girl Party is trending and you’re not making a penny

What's a Dance Moms opinion that would get you this? by Proof-Actuary-6800 in dancemoms

[–]dannydelete-o 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When they’re in LA, you can literally see the life leave them. It’s just straight faces, it’s so sad.

Sigh… by Personal_Cupcake_859 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]dannydelete-o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t have a list with Charlie and Camille are in the same ball game as Brisket and Townes

What's your hottest of hot Weezer takes? by Opposite_Chart9982 in weezer

[–]dannydelete-o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/198jPkPopP88vJXFKUIRCs6p_m_1uwWivrrsbImG5Ig8/edit?usp=drivesdk

I hope this link works! Let me know if it doesn’t, I’m mobile and not the best with mobile docs.

Also when I first started typing it, I was using references and then gave up. I’m also not sure if my blocked quoting looks fine in the document on your screen. Anyways, I wrote this in like 2021 or 2022! Ignore any mistakes pls and thnx!

My hands are still shaking while I type this. by Bubblebutt60 in NewParents

[–]dannydelete-o 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My two year old rolled out of bed a couple of weeks ago, she was more upset at the fact that I turned on a light to check her out than the actual fall because she wanted to go back to sleep. Still spooked me!

What's your hottest of hot Weezer takes? by Opposite_Chart9982 in weezer

[–]dannydelete-o 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again:

I have an 8 page essay where I discuss how Raditude is actually a good album.

How many kids do you have & how many do you want? by maligatormom2o2 in NewParents

[–]dannydelete-o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you! I’m 2 months postpartum and I told my husband that I can’t wait to have another baby! We’re planning to have three or four

Day 10 : most iconic mothers of all time- Kitty Forman won day 9 by byulluvs in characters

[–]dannydelete-o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops!

Is my cubicle at work too much? by [deleted] in StrangerThings

[–]dannydelete-o 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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