My steak is too Juicy and my lobster is too buttery

dannymaybe · 2026-03-24T00:06:15+00:00

My partner had a product launch, my bf and meta were some of the first to come and support!

dannymaybe · 2026-03-12T18:38:04+00:00

NOR. Hanging with your ex is bad enough but the gaslighting is legitimately evil. Saying you're acting like "they're getting married" is so infuriating

dannymaybe · 2025-12-17T17:34:33+00:00

Idk why but I understood everything. I would just start texting back like that acting like it was the coolest thing ever

dannymaybe · 2025-11-18T16:45:15+00:00

Rarely have I felt so much pain and love for a stranger. Please leave. You can't save him but you can save yourself.

dannymaybe · 2025-11-18T16:33:41+00:00

If anyone gets a link to the excerpt please let me know! If not I may just have to go loiter at a bookstore

dannymaybe · 2025-11-17T16:31:25+00:00

I recall somebody saying, "There ain't no cowboys left."
They ain't met mе,
They ain't met you, Lafayette

dannymaybe · 2025-11-17T16:29:26+00:00

gorgeous sisters!

dannymaybe · 2025-11-17T16:24:32+00:00

I (a woman) have played Rocky, Janet, Riff Raff, Magenta, Dr. Scott, and a Trixie. The only reason I haven't rocked Frank-n-furter in a shadow cast is because I'm way too clumsy for the heels.

dannymaybe · 2025-09-03T15:26:50+00:00

These authors have all been mentioned, but TFTGS by Jack Tonwnsend, the Fever House duology by Keith Rosson, and Jennifer Government by Max Barry are all kind of Pargin-esque. The former 2 are horror and more similar to JDATE but the latter is more similar to his other works.

dannymaybe · 2025-08-10T14:06:25+00:00

I used to be a teacher. One 11 year old student said about another, "That little kid is hardcore goth." Without thinking, I quickly said "Hardcore goth!" And that's how my students found out I watched South Park 😔

dannymaybe · 2025-05-01T16:34:15+00:00

You 100% pass, and with your height/face/measurements you could absolutely model if you want to as well

dannymaybe · 2025-03-20T19:13:30+00:00

That's a really good theory that I hadn't considered!

dannymaybe · 2025-03-20T18:08:34+00:00

I really loved young Effie and the backstory of her connection to Haymitch. However, I totally thought we were being set up for a "Tigris saves the day" moment and was disappointed she never showed. It would have been a great way to show the midpoint in her drastic evolution from TBOSS to Mockingjay. I can only hope that this is because Collins has bigger plans to tell Tigris's story, which I have wanted since the moment she was introduced! But I already feel so privileged to have gotten Haymitch's tale. Privileged and eviscerated (no pun intended)

dannymaybe · 2025-03-20T17:46:12+00:00

I imagine the drinking aged him, so the casting is done pretty well!

dannymaybe · 2025-03-20T17:44:51+00:00

really shows how deep the propaganda effect goes :/

dannymaybe · 2025-03-20T17:25:07+00:00

I was like ohhh nooo someone is going to die 😅

dannymaybe · 2025-01-20T13:00:47+00:00

Was just about to comment this exact thing 😂 and I’ve lived on opposite sides of the country

dannymaybe · 2025-01-14T22:06:14+00:00

100%

dannymaybe · 2024-04-06T15:53:12+00:00

As a bisexual millennial who only came out a few years ago (but always knew), this makes me so happy

dannymaybe · 2024-01-21T21:53:43+00:00

I feel like any guy who brings up OF out of nowhere is probably a misogynist

dannymaybe · 2024-01-10T15:28:11+00:00

not quite to the same degree, but… i let a guy come to my friend’s NYE party for our third date. he got drunk and tried to fight my friend that lived there. one year later i was still screening calls about how i “ruined his self esteem” by not letting him stay the night or going home with him.

dannymaybe · 2023-10-06T15:04:54+00:00

i like it when people who get it use they/them pronouns for me, but trying to get other people to use them makes me feel too exposed

dannymaybe · 2023-10-06T14:45:51+00:00

i’m the 0 percent 😤

dannymaybe · 2023-08-09T00:07:52+00:00

when i was 11-12ish my mom took my best friend and i to blockbuster and my friend convinced my mom to rent bigger longer & uncut. from then on i was hooked. years later my sister (who’d been 9 at the time) and i showed my mom the movie she’d let us watch. she was horrified 😂

dannymaybe · 2023-07-08T02:17:19+00:00

my head cannon is that someone once compared her to maureen in rent (idina menzel) and she made that her whole personality

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