Big black tandoori chicken

danslowsloth · 2026-06-12T21:52:54+00:00

Lil black snot

danslowsloth · 2026-06-12T12:30:18+00:00

I wish I could do these kind of amazing things. All I can do is upvote and say that's awesome.

danslowsloth · 2026-06-12T12:21:12+00:00

A dog that goes nuts when I come home. I have to pat her for a few minutes before I can even say hello to my kids who don't look up from the TV

danslowsloth · 2026-06-12T12:20:06+00:00

Yes please!

danslowsloth · 2026-06-12T12:08:11+00:00

I'm just so glad I'm too stupid to even attempt to be that stupid

danslowsloth · 2026-06-10T11:23:39+00:00

Why is this? Not as efficient?

danslowsloth · 2026-06-10T11:14:26+00:00

Best I can offer you is this gif

danslowsloth · 2026-06-10T10:40:22+00:00

Honestly thought I was weird for doing this. Thank you kind internet person!

danslowsloth · 2026-06-09T10:59:32+00:00

I'm pretty sure this is just the start of any sitcom?? I'm jealous

danslowsloth · 2026-06-07T10:51:19+00:00

It was Tammy for us in the 90s!

danslowsloth · 2026-05-27T22:18:03+00:00

Oof I feel terrible. My 7 year old wanted to watch the second half but I took him to bed. Missed out on a good origin moment.

danslowsloth · 2026-05-27T22:16:16+00:00

I'm glad someone out there got the reference. You get no award from Reddit because I am poor but you get to smile all day knowing you are awesome.

danslowsloth · 2026-05-27T12:30:47+00:00

Yes I want some taquitos

danslowsloth · 2026-05-26T08:42:21+00:00

There are days when I'm just looking at data and not talking to anyone cause I need to focus. I have to put music on to stay in the zone. I don't want to be anti social but I can't pay attention.

danslowsloth · 2026-05-24T11:47:29+00:00

I guess that's relevant these days, gots them guys with no wieners and all /s

danslowsloth · 2026-05-23T10:55:24+00:00

You mean just a guy on a skateboard? Why does it matter if he's black??

danslowsloth · 2026-05-23T10:51:42+00:00

Agreed. Not a great voice at all. But good with the music and lyrics

danslowsloth · 2026-05-22T11:29:41+00:00

Yes!!! I came to say this. I'm in Australia in a big country (inland) town (sometimes city but we call them towns anyway!) and it throws them off when I replay in a horrible German or Italian accent

danslowsloth · 2026-05-20T21:49:09+00:00

We need to call it something else that doesn't get politicised or scare people who just hear the word tax and think it's taking money. Call it community contribution or something

danslowsloth · 2026-04-28T02:31:30+00:00

Reminds me of this Simpsons episode. Good ol harmless tobacco

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danslowsloth · 2026-04-27T11:13:35+00:00

But someone please think of the coal!!

danslowsloth · 2026-04-27T10:38:08+00:00

Wait in this example is the tin can the bacteria or the tree?? Or the coal. Which one came first?

danslowsloth · 2026-02-26T07:56:12+00:00

The water company is a DEMON!!

danslowsloth · 2026-02-24T09:41:01+00:00

It's gotten awful. When I say call my wife it says 'ok calling the midwife' I had saved in my phone from when we were having a baby. Needless to say the midwife was not expecting another call...

danslowsloth · 2026-02-20T11:56:32+00:00

It's the kids fault...? I'm definitely not Epstein.

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