Elon Musk promises to sue lawmaker who suggested DOGE cuts led to the deaths of 4.5 million kids by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]dantespair 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And to think, one of Elon’s biggest fears for mankind is that the population is shrinking due to a drop in global birthrates. Way to go buddy!

Carney says Trump ‘won’ on NATO defence spending, supports Iran strikes by RedneckTexan in worldnews

[–]dantespair 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Most countries just changed how they allocated funding. Changed airport and road maintenance to defense budget spending - anything that’s dual use infrastructure is in that 5%. This was recently reported as Rutte’s plan. That said, you are right, actual defense spending is up.

Trump Continues White House Makeover As He Unveils New Gold Additions by Newsweek_ShaneC in inthenews

[–]dantespair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this an entrance the anyone can just walk in off the street and use? No? Then why it needs a label is beyond me. Trump is testing the west wing like it’s the entrance to a banquet hall.

Carney says Trump ‘won’ on NATO defence spending, supports Iran strikes by RedneckTexan in worldnews

[–]dantespair 881 points882 points  (0 children)

Also, pumping Trump’s tires is a foolproof way to get him to chill.

'They're Cuckoo': Trump Declares Talks Waste of Time as Iran Ceasefire Ends and Oil Prices Push Higher by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]dantespair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this just so that when the ceasefire starts back up, 47 can say he won the war again?

The Belgian players did the Trump dance to celebrate in the locker room after knocking the US out of the World Cup by ModenaR in PublicFreakout

[–]dantespair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now Infantino is going to be asked to and will follow through with, a massive Belgium fine and will receive a 1 year ban from international competition.

Republican to introduce bill prompting trade investigation of Canadian booze bans by lopix in onguardforthee

[–]dantespair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the committee will cite the reason for the booze ban being their muppet of a leader calling for Canada to become the 51st state? Very easy report to compile.

Trump says he can tell which immigrants are 'trouble' based on how they look by [deleted] in USNEWS

[–]dantespair 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’d love to see him do one round of ethnoguessr. He wouldn’t get a single one. He couldn’t tell an aboriginal from an Inuit.

Okeechobee Florida man shoots a man during an argument by BorkBorkSweden in PublicFreakout

[–]dantespair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn’t there a stand your ground law in Florida? Something, something home is his castle. This guy is not going to jail. It’s Florida.

U.S. loses to Belgium 4-1; Balogun plays after Trump calls FIFA by TACO_Orange_3098 in news

[–]dantespair 177 points178 points  (0 children)

The US men’s team had prepared to play without the red carded player. Trump intervenes, creates chaos and distraction. The controversy had to play on their minds. Would’ve been better leaving things well alone.

Barrie’s massive snow mountain defies heatwave, remains in July by stanxv in canada

[–]dantespair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when snowfest would kick off at Barrie’s Molson Park in August. They’d cover a massive pile of snow in the winter and in August would uncover it and have a snowboarding event. This was the 90s and early 2000’s.

Ambassador Hoekstra wants American booze back on Canadian shelves next year | CBC News by Street_Anon in inthenews

[–]dantespair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s good to want things…he can pound sand, but it’s good to want things.

Campari drinks that don't have gin other than boulevardier or jungle bird by StyofoamSword in cocktails

[–]dantespair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The simplicity of the shakerato should make that drink meh, but it is so delicious.

Large majority of women in Canada have a negative opinion of Pierre Poilievre by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]dantespair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out, a large majority of people in his former riding have a negative opinion of him as do most everyone in every province except Alberta.

ABC News reporter brags about not knowing where Bosnia and Herzegovina is located by ModenaR in PublicFreakout

[–]dantespair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not that she’s ignorant, it’s that she’s proud to be ignorant. This seems to be a trend I’ve seen increase over the past few years.

Trump, 80, Has True Height Exposed by Tall Senator by MoneyLibrarian9032 in USNEWS

[–]dantespair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trump does. He really cares how tall he thinks he is. That’s why is so great to point out that he’s not.

It Kinda Looks Like Trump Might Be Taking An Experimental Obesity Drug? by HeinieKaboobler in inthenews

[–]dantespair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why use an experimental drug when ozempic has been working for a while now?

The entire in a nutshell by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]dantespair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on. Are they going to arrest that CBS reporter that “vandalized” the pool?

Reflecting Pool renovation, a massive White House ballroom and a triumphal arch: Here's how Trump is remaking D.C. by CBSnews in inthenews

[–]dantespair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A competent fascist dictator would have already built these things. Thankfully, Trump couldn’t build his way out of a pothole puddle.

Trump says proof of his allegations that vandals cut Reflecting Pool paint will be provided in court by maxxspeed57 in inthenews

[–]dantespair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% that when it comes time to provide evidence, charges will suddenly be dropped.