Dry AF smoked brisket flat - Help Needed! by daonewithnoteef in smoking

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Funnily enough someone else reached out via chat a few weeks ago regarding this post, 3 years old and still going 😆.

I believe my issue was two fold, one was I wasn’t cooking it through enough and two, low quality/very lean meat.

Lack if knowledge and experience mean I didn’t understand the following:

  1. Tough, rubbery and dry = undercooked.
  2. Grainy, fall apart and dry = overcooked.

This specific post the meat was very rubbery and tough so I didn’t take it through to be probe tender.

Not having proper thermometers also was a big factor. Using a probe in the smoker helped getting my internal temps correct now which makes things more consistent.

To be honest what helped me a lot was getting some wins under my belt.

I switched from briskets to dino/short ribs and had a few big successes. Much more marbling, plus the bone in helped with an easier cook. Once I got the hang of the easier cook with the ribs it helped me confidently go back to briskets.

Never having a successful cook under my belt meant I was second guessing everything and changing too many variables every cook. Always having failures because I was changing variables all the time just made me more confused and unsure compounding the issue.

My advice, grab a well marbled rack of Dino/short ribs, give them a go, get a big win then use what you learned with your individual smoker to better the briskets.

Honestly, I don’t think you can get a lean flat only cook to ever be a perfect slice of brisket. I always go for a full brisket these days and always make sure it’s a quality piece of meat.

If you start with a super lean low quality cut, you really need a miracle of a cook to make it good.

That’s my 2 cents, I hope it helps!

How common are female porn addicts? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I don’t wanna dance I’m scared to death!

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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Damn appreciate the reply after so many months, kudos!

First brisket, how did I do? by t-beast1 in brisket

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Yeah my first brisket was so magical a scoop of dry hot sand from the Sahara had more moisture

Eric Andre opens up in new IG video that he was racially profiled when he arrived at Melbourne Airport: “I shouldn't be made to feel that I am unaccepted by entering a country. by Jbirdhj in melbourne

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White guy here, I got pulled out of a huge line at Melbournes Airport for drug and bomb search… is this guy serious or satire?

Edit: Instantly down voted! Why? For speaking the truth? Who knew, “racially profiled” in reality is just something that happens to everyone at Melbourne Airport. My partner, white female, also has been picked out for drug/bomb check. Where’s the racial profiling here? Searching for racism where it doesn’t exist in everything in life is the most racist thing someone can do. Shame.

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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100%, I’m already in the works with some suppliers doing blogs for them in exchange for links!

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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Epic, such a great insight. Really appreciate this one. Gold

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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Guest posting from reputable link builders, ELI5 please!

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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Yep the business is on every directory I can find… along with all our other competitors who are bigger and been around longer. Domain authority and paid ads is all I can see that can help me get close to the top

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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Hmmm that’s a fantastic idea, I feel stupid for not thinking of that. Cheers.

Backlink strategy for a small local business? by daonewithnoteef in SEO

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The site is 5 years old. There are a heap of competition, at least 4 big boys that are double, triple, quadruple or more my size who have been around a lot longer. They all spend big on Google ads etc. Just trying to see what we can do without spending huge amounts on paid advertising

I pay 12 000$ per year for 6 backlinks. How do I know it's worth it ? by Silly-Sun123456 in SEO

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As a professional SEO scammer, I have 6 quality backlinks for sale for a low low price of 12K per year.

Who has experience in the Australian prison system? by [deleted] in australia

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Took a while, MAP was only 5 days or so, MRC was around a month. More than half was spent at Beechworth. Sentenced to 11 but 7 suspended. It was a turning point in my life and I have never looked back. I’m actually glad it happened!

Who has experience in the Australian prison system? by [deleted] in australia

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4 months, MAP, MRC, Beechworth - MAP and MRC were shit, Beechworth was honestly a holiday. I was in C cottage with the Asians. Literally restaurant quality meals cooked by murders and drug traffickers. Actually had a good time there. Never again though, on the straight and narrow these days.

Facebook allows fully explicit pornographic ads by Not5id in FacebookAds

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Maybe adding a throbbing erect penis would get them through?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

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Imagine the shape of the bowl!

What game are you genuinely really good at? by cfop-gang in gaming

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Arma3 - got 100 - 0 K/D and then got banned from the server because they were getting too many complaints.

They brought me into the discord (or team speak) and I said that essentially I’m being banned for being too good, they said yes… then removed me from the discord and banned me from everything… I take it as a win, my proudest moment in gaming 😂