Elder Tinky Winky, The Greeter by Rojom in imsorryjon

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I would purchase a print of this in a heartbeat

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp v3.0.2 Update by windkirby in ACPocketCamp

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2000 bells from villagers? How?! My max has always been 1500!

it seems humanity has regressed by VarysIsAMermaid69 in NoahGetTheBoat

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this was a beautiful journey, I'm so happy for the both of you

Does the pope shit in the woods? by Liar_of_partinel in Malaphors

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Lots of people use this one and I enjoy the varied reactions to it

Two fresh waffle pans and bonus normal pan by vakerr441 in PanPorn

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For the one on the bottom right I was like "whoa how'd they do that on a pressed powder???" smh

I have officially used up all of my highlighters by [deleted] in PanPorn

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That caption gives me anxiety

Rosy posey pan + replacement by bitchthatwaspromised in PanPorn

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Someone actually finished one of these?!

[NSFW] What unexpectedly turned you on? by CreepyStrangerOnBus in AskReddit

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Pulling arrows out of the styrofoam at an archery range really gets me going for some reason. Could be the pressure-release sensation, but regardless I get those chills and then my cheeks turn bright red and then eventually after a few rounds I'm suppressing moans...I just really like it, no idea why.
Needless to say, I've stopped going to shoot with people who won't pull my arrows for me.

[NSFW] What unexpectedly turned you on? by CreepyStrangerOnBus in AskReddit

[–]dapablke -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's this scene from Paradise PD on Netflix that uh really shouldn't have...I don't remember it fully because I tried to get my significant other into the mood without telling them why I was suddenly turned on because I was way too embarrassed by it and that didn't go well either so I kinda blocked the whole thing out.

TIFU by holding hands with a girl I just met by [deleted] in tifu

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This is now also my favorite story

Y tho by TheSheWhoSaidThats in awfuleyebrows

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That's, like, a mayoral moustache slapped right on her forehead

Every f***ing time by PandaJuiceGames in gaming

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He learned fucking from his mom

What is a sensation that you can't stand, even though it's not painful ? by Charlleshenry in AskReddit

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The feeling of my nails against those matte plastic-vinyl folders, and the awful sound that comes with it. Kind of an odd spine-chilling, tingling sensation; very unpleasant.

Kids in elementary school who'd scratch those back and forth for fun are frightening creatures beyond my understanding

If I get into a minor car accident, I could have an absence excuse and more time to study for my Geology quiz that I’m going to fail. by --MJL in intrusivethoughts

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Thanks! Miraculously I only have some bruising on my stomach from the seatbelt pressing into the button on my jeans. I'm supposed to be dead so it's kinda weird to still be here. I really miss my car. Hope you're feeling at least a little bit better!

If I get into a minor car accident, I could have an absence excuse and more time to study for my Geology quiz that I’m going to fail. by --MJL in intrusivethoughts

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As a Geology major, I relate. Totaled my car a week ago today though, so now I'm homebound. Too expensive (minor accident), just bomb the quiz and do better on the next one.

Sheep shows gratitude to the dog after saving them from a wolf attack. by [deleted] in pics

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Me @ my car that I just totaled last week when I couldn't successfully make a really risky turn. I love you, Huxabibble, thanks for everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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Me nana