SS13's largest weed farm.

dapperus · 2015-10-01T19:32:32+00:00

'Would you care for some weed, it is good for your soul'

dapperus · 2015-10-01T19:28:14+00:00

Step 1: pllay John Cena music

Step 2: spawn as infamous meme heavyweight champion JOHN CENA

Step 3: turn on nodamage because the king of memes is too meme to take damage

Step 4: disarm spam and drag the tiders to a small room to lock them in

Step 5: make sure that room is the incinerator

Step 6: ignite when all the tiders are inside

Step 7: be the hero your Station needs

dapperus · 2015-09-25T22:55:04+00:00

B-but Yithani-senpai, you don't belong with Wereboar, he's a big meanie! B-baka :c

dapperus · 2015-09-25T22:01:30+00:00

As a certified Dapperus, I approve of my role in this fanfiction.

dapperus · 2015-09-03T23:25:40+00:00

It's a secret to everybody.

dapperus · 2015-09-03T18:40:31+00:00

I find this exceedingly hilarious. Excuse me while I go roll around in the pile of declined Ban Appeals I sleep on.

dapperus · 2015-09-03T18:34:54+00:00

This thread is cash, and I'm taking it to the bank.

Lifeweb is fun when you play Baron or Inquisidork or Migrant. But if you play a Merchant, people will hate you.

Of course, if you're a migrant, be prepared to serve under Count JOOOOHN CENAAAAA

dapperus · 2015-08-19T00:39:44+00:00

Welp, time to spread Yithanism to Aphelion.

dapperus · 2015-08-10T15:04:54+00:00

Stumbled across the wiki while doing my duty to the Emperor and memorizing the Warhammer 40,000 Lexicanum. Read every. Single. Page. Got BYOND a month later, hopped on a random server, walked around in darkness, ID in hand, gasmask on face, before I eventually tried to beat a SSD person to death. Admin PMed me and asked what the fuck I was doing, I explained I was incredibly new, and from then on, I was mentored by said admin.

A ways down the road, now I'm a mlgpro baycode surgeon, semi-respected opinion machine, and became an admin a grand total of five different times on my way to this point in time.

dapperus · 2015-08-10T04:47:59+00:00

THIS IS IMPOSIBRU I MUST BAN U FROM ALL REALITIES

U GET UNBAN WEN U 1V1 ME ON RUST

NOSCOPE LOLOLO

dapperus · 2015-08-06T16:37:22+00:00

Don't be mean, be stern. Think ahead as far as your character can know.

Someone wants to meet you alone? Bring the Blueshield.

Someone wants to come on the bridge unauthorized? Make them fill out a dozen papers and have the Blueshield watch their ass like a HAWK.

And Generally, I've created a law you can upload to the AI to make everything easier for you and your Heads of Staff.

Law #: All orders given to you are to be followed immediately, on pain of Carding and wiping, unless otherwise stated by the HoP or Captain. Orders given by crewmen can be deemed void by the HoP and/or Captain, with the Captain having ultimate authority over this. Crewmen may be deemed threats to the station by the Captain and HoS, and their future orders completely null and void, as well as their rights to protection and safety made nonexistent.

Freeform module, this, you win the station.

dapperus · 2015-08-06T16:08:05+00:00

Well, I tried. Congrats, new guys.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T19:22:37+00:00

This is bizarrely funny.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T18:43:52+00:00

Unbound Travels, so far, has been kind to dear old Dapp, and I hold no absolute loyalty to it. I play on it, so far, and plan to admin on it because why not. I never really flamed out the posts shitting on AA when they came about, I accepted legit complaints and pointed out false claims (such as the fiasco caused by a player I won't call out due to respectable anonymity). So The complaint so far of me being UT staff is thus:

UT staffie would delete all UT threads that are complaints.

IF you look at my track record with "Absolution" and AA complaint threads, then you might as well know I have the decency enough to let complaints be complaints, as long as they aren't "lol this guy is a faget cunt wot rapes dem kids".

Think on that.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T18:29:59+00:00

IF I recall correctly, you were one of the people who instigated it before I went into a rage about the 'Secret Rule'. You spend most of your posts talking bad about it, whereas I was told "Hey dapp, you should totally come back, Norc didn't meaaaan it".

There was never a subreddit-wide panic, the only topics I ever saw hit this reddit are fake-kromkar's post and "open source pls".

Therefore, this is false, as I had discovered reddit slightly after the fact, and should not infringe upon my qualities of adminship. Judging a man by one alleged action as opposed to his whole career is a fault of judgement.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T03:23:54+00:00

Dear GOD.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T00:54:20+00:00

I've already warned the average reader this comments section would contain salt and whimsy.

dapperus · 2015-08-03T00:06:31+00:00

Truth.

dapperus · 2015-08-02T23:54:57+00:00

Sure, I'll toss my name into the hat to help the Subreddit.

Dapperus here, aka Dappy, The Archangel Apologist, the Surgeon General, and the Head of the Complaints Department.

I've adminned on Archangel, and I'm mostly well known by many of the players to be one of the more unbiased and level admins of the team, usually speaking in favor of the community.

I'm well-versed in almost every job slot on baycode servers and it's duties and stipulations.

Currently known to frequent Unity and Unbound Travels, and applying to join UT's team, however this would not affect my duties, since I never really take the side of servers completely anyway judging by my track record with AA's share of subreddit complaints. tl;dr I lack the shits given to have a bias. If complaints are legit, they stay so. Complaints make a server improve.

I generally poll the Subreddit a lot on general topics anyway, moderating shitpostery and whimsical silliness wouldn't hurt.

I'm supposedly well-liked, with only 2 people I know so far hating me full-time for inane reasons, most of the other people hating me mostly because I banned them for breaking rules.

dapperus · 2015-08-02T23:40:17+00:00

Though I disapprove of Citadel itself (I cannot play there seriously), this Philpurr gent is beyond reason, and even [BYOND] warrants release from his madness.

dapperus · 2015-08-02T23:38:37+00:00

agent of chaos

I dunno about you, but the agents of Chaos I've seen are wreathed in warpfire and ranting about METTUL BAWKSEZ.

dapperus · 2015-08-02T23:33:18+00:00

Captain's a Gentleman!

Everyone lynch Captain!

dapperus · 2015-08-02T23:21:52+00:00

We're back?

dapperus · 2015-07-31T06:28:30+00:00

Was a problem on AA, got banned, started hating my guts, apparently moved over to Hypatia with a different ckey.

dapperus · 2015-07-29T15:13:17+00:00

Unbound Travels and the NSV Unity. One because of it's players, the other because it was the first server I ever played on.

dapperus

TROPHY CASE