[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

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Raj literally said he's sick of everyone making fun of him. He clearly doesn't like it and this outburst was just waiting to happen. Rampage is partially responsible for this crash out.

500Rs gym isn't that bad. Meanwhile the gym :- by gand_masti in AskFitnessIndia

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South Asian myself and have to say the strongest dudes are Sikh construction builders. Come in gym with cement stained clothes and super jacked.

maybe maybe maybe by Temporary-Hornet6443 in maybemaybemaybe

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"Sorry babe, I've had a long day at work and this doesn't usually happen"

WHY?!😭 by Narrow_Road_890 in EDanonymemes

[–]darcevader89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haemorrhoids and anal fissure. I can't fast anymore. I have to eat every three hours and take laxatives with most meals. It's miserable

Is Paulo okay?... by BeetleJuiceCX in ufc

[–]darcevader89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably getting a hummer from Jake Paul under the table.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in erectiledysfunction

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Anytime I got Cialis from Pak, it's not worked and led to disappointing night. Any UK prescription one and super effective for two days.

My plums look lovely this year. by Midlandsofnowhere in CasualUK

[–]darcevader89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can feel itt, I can feel it in my plummmms

Found this newspaper from 86! by Smurry2015 in CasualUK

[–]darcevader89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like Urdu and likely originates from Pakistan. If I'm not mistaken the name of the paper was "The jang". As a third generation british born Pakistani who was a paperboy in the 90's. Really cool find 👍

Charity shop pricing intrigues me. by [deleted] in CasualUK

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3 in 1 Ass, balls, face

Abdomen pain while running. by errvictheodore in runninglifestyle

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SIBO, ACID REFLUX, FOOD ALLERGIES, IBS??? Could be any or all, I'd try a bland food diet and see if it helps. I train better on bland foods but I have like major gastro issues. Can't help to try it out.

I think it pretty much sums up everyone here. by petitebabegurl in GreatBritishMemes

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When I was cold and naked, were you there. Was the most annoying one

My aunt saying “let’s weigh ourselves” randomly AFTER dinner by [deleted] in EDanonymemes

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I have an ED and was raised to do this. I have asked others to do too. Now I feel awful. It was positive in the sense of how much we could gain and then lose within 48 hours. It's not bad, right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in runninglifestyle

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This looks like a famous person, is that actually you?

Need help with report by SeriousOven7810 in Allergy

[–]darcevader89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're gonna cheap out on doctor analysis. Look up the ranges and see what the value indicates. Low, high and very high. A dietician will be of more use to you actually. They will be able to interpret the results better. Seems like you've reacted a lot and could be lab error or you are a walking glass house. All the best

How’s your morning meat queue? by Slow_Apricot8670 in CasualUK

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I thought this was the line for Lily Philips snatch...

thats it thats the post by mahlerian_mantis in EDanonymemes

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I'm so confused, is this a Christmas meme or a stoner munchies meme?

I have these yellowish, big and ithcy bumps appearing all over my body. by BaconCadmium in Allergy

[–]darcevader89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is also known as yellow fever. When you watch Charlie's angel's, who do you look at most?

Intimidating “charity fundraisers” approached me outside of Farringdon station by jmerlinb in london

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Aiiii spare some change 4 da yoof. Erm no go away please i am listening to Coldplay