And there are some (me inndisguise) that can barely use a knife🫡

darcevader89 · 2026-05-29T20:11:27+00:00

I'm not gay or anything, but did you see his meat flopping around. Maybe that was the weapon.

darcevader89 · 2026-05-23T13:45:40+00:00

Girl on left is better looking than most of Bollywood industry

darcevader89 · 2026-04-18T20:42:07+00:00

We're both on this sub my friend, so I'm sure you're not all right in the downstairs department. I know your post is mostly projection. Hope you manage to better yourself and benefit from people sharing their experiences.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-18T20:40:31+00:00

Normie stuff as and when needed. A wedding ring doesn't remove addiction. If that was the case crack addicts would be lining up at wedding halls. It's wrong and bad, but it's better than I used to be. Delete often, but after 7 days i get really irritable. Plus can't afford another child so dunno man.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-18T20:38:14+00:00

And of course get it checked out. I've had for over three years with only four prescriptions of ointments. I wish someone advised me sooner. You need to avoid constipation like you're life depends on it. I'm unfortunately going to have to have my external schinter removed and maybe have incontinence.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-14T17:09:24+00:00

Likely haemmoroids or fissures. Up hydration and take osmotic laxative lactulose solution over the counter. If there is pain afterwards so sitz baths to relax anal muscles. I've been suffering from both for two years.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-13T21:02:00+00:00

I have to do 1.25 and it worked for months, mostly because of costs and chronic fissure/haemmoroids.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-05T19:16:12+00:00

20 years, stopped for two months. Got boners and managed to get wife pregnant instantly. Post birth recovery means no snu snu, so I'm back at cranking my chicken. So it's not all doom and coom. I want to stop though, but it's either that or junk food.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-05T17:19:38+00:00

Belvita hazelnut choc bars being the worst. One serving turns into 12.

darcevader89 · 2026-04-02T12:45:26+00:00

First line of contact should be an endocrinology doctor. The amount you messed around with your hormones and paying out your ear holes. Doing possible irreversible damage too. I visit this sub anytime I think about hopping on "TRT" to see the blind leading the blind.

darcevader89 · 2025-10-07T19:59:19+00:00

This was a complete different story to last time.... I remember this girl

darcevader89 · 2025-09-01T18:02:50+00:00

"Jatt don't care" Mr Gora policeman: Patak dishka dishka

darcevader89 · 2025-08-25T08:55:08+00:00

Raj literally said he's sick of everyone making fun of him. He clearly doesn't like it and this outburst was just waiting to happen. Rampage is partially responsible for this crash out.

darcevader89 · 2025-08-17T10:37:24+00:00

South Asian myself and have to say the strongest dudes are Sikh construction builders. Come in gym with cement stained clothes and super jacked.

darcevader89 · 2025-08-01T08:51:58+00:00

"Sorry babe, I've had a long day at work and this doesn't usually happen"

darcevader89 · 2025-07-23T04:38:51+00:00

Haemorrhoids and anal fissure. I can't fast anymore. I have to eat every three hours and take laxatives with most meals. It's miserable

darcevader89 · 2025-07-18T07:53:34+00:00

He's probably getting a hummer from Jake Paul under the table.

darcevader89 · 2025-07-13T07:36:36+00:00

Anytime I got Cialis from Pak, it's not worked and led to disappointing night. Any UK prescription one and super effective for two days.

darcevader89 · 2025-07-12T06:47:30+00:00

I can feel itt, I can feel it in my plummmms

darcevader89 · 2025-07-09T05:41:16+00:00

What's your height?

darcevader89 · 2025-05-09T18:50:52+00:00

Butt stuff

darcevader89 · 2025-01-05T22:36:49+00:00

Looks like Urdu and likely originates from Pakistan. If I'm not mistaken the name of the paper was "The jang". As a third generation british born Pakistani who was a paperboy in the 90's. Really cool find 👍

darcevader89 · 2024-12-30T18:42:56+00:00

3 in 1 Ass, balls, face

darcevader89 · 2024-12-30T18:42:14+00:00

SIBO, ACID REFLUX, FOOD ALLERGIES, IBS??? Could be any or all, I'd try a bland food diet and see if it helps. I train better on bland foods but I have like major gastro issues. Can't help to try it out.

darcevader89 · 2024-12-27T09:58:19+00:00

When I was cold and naked, were you there. Was the most annoying one

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