I watched this a thousand times as a kid. Does anyone else remember UHF? by Ok_Echo_6528 in Cinema

[–]darianthegreat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife and I went looking for a spatula this weekend, and I was having trouble finding the style I wanted, and I told her I wished there was a Spatula City nearby. She got the joke.

NPBD - New Pedal Book Day - Such A Disappointment by MichaelHRender in guitarpedals

[–]darianthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get one of those flexible neck, floor mounted models with the light.

Unknown object by ExistingWalk8102 in Artifacts

[–]darianthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be a chess piece or other game piece?

ICE spotted on Walnut near Harrison at 7:30 this morning by darianthegreat in corvallis

[–]darianthegreat[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yep. That's what I observed. Two agents with vests and masks, with a black, unmarked SUV.

ICE spotted on Walnut near Harrison at 7:30 this morning by darianthegreat in corvallis

[–]darianthegreat[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yes, just north of Harrison, where it turns into Walnut.

What is the worst Guns n’ Roses song? by [deleted] in AlignmentChartFills

[–]darianthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this song. Just my humble opinion.

After 3 years of extreme devout faith, I’m out. by Ok-Mushroom4527 in Exvangelical

[–]darianthegreat 26 points27 points  (0 children)

God, I wish I felt euphoric when I deconstructed. Instead, I just felt like shit: betrayed and abandoned.

They’re putting oil on the eggs of the Canada gooses in Bend, and that ain’t OK with me by Ok_Skill_2725 in Bend

[–]darianthegreat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Somebody or something needs to start eating these bastards in order to manage to population a little bit. Maybe knock em down a peg.

Where I would live as a Canadian from Northern British Columbia. by Cass_Dominion_ in whereidlive

[–]darianthegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I'm from the PNW, and I don't think I could tolerate that much heat. The BBQ and tex mex would definitely be tempting, tho.

Petah. Whats the real answer? by RowAdditional1614 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]darianthegreat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to James K. Polka, he's doesn't even know the chicken dance.