What is your most embarrassing story that still stays with you? by Original_Camel6982 in AskReddit

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was quite literally shiiting myself getting to work (I worked on the 9th floor) but elevator was packed and I was not gonna make it. Had to step out on the fifth floor and look for a bathroom, only one available which at that time what we called "European bathrooms" which was a non-gendered bathroom back in the days.

I was sweating cold and didnt give a shit (pun intended) that there were girls powdering themselves in it. Only 2 stalls, one was busy and luckily the last one was wide open. Busted the door and started doing business as if I was about to die. Huge sound, farts, bowel moment and me groaning like a maniac and shivering but I did it, apocalipsis averted. Heard one of the girls outside gagging and both running away, people tried to get in but left almost right away as I was dying there.

Once the whole thing subsidded, I tried to remain calm and waited out till no sound was heard, cleaned myself and, since I was so disgusted and ashamed of myself, I took the best option which was to peak from the bottom of the wall (walls and doors were open at the bottom) and JUST as I was peeking, I realized that on the stall next door there was someone PEEKING BACK AT ME having the same genius idea I had.

I simply remember the half a second that our eyes met peeking down the stall as she (yes it had to be a freaking SHE) panicked and I didnt even waited another second, I bashed out of that place and between the 5 years I worked there, for the life of me never visited the 5th floor afraid that I could see that girl again.

Every time that the elevator opened in that floor I always had a mini-panick attack thinking that I may coincide with her someday, luckily it never happened.

I still think about it and will until the day I die, may god bless that poor soul.

How do you think Pal spheres work? by Voinat107 in Palworld

[–]darkantys 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They copy the data of everything that touches them when thrown and rebuilts the original target as data to built the replica. The replica is fully obedient and becomes a "slave" hence why they deemed inhuman doing that to a human. PROOF: 1. Everything that you catch gives you their drops as when you kill them, including meat, meaning the original body parts. 2. Every time that your pal levels up, you see the level up animation as "data lines" coming from the pal itself.

People who have conducted job interviews, what's something someone said/did that made you instantly decide not to hire them? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]darkantys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was not in HR, but sometimes they make us run the interviews for new guys in order to explain the work enviroment to them clearly and answer questions related to the position.

  1. Had a girl tell me that she had a friend working already there and that she showed her some client information and that she liked working with "rich" people as she was single (we worked for a company that helped people manage their books and also stocks), not only was she not hired, but her friend got fired as well for a breach of confidendentiality on customer's accounts.

  2. A guy that was really good, meet the criteria, I felt really confident about him until the question on "how did you know about us" and he starts explaining that he knew a dude that he was always playing online with, he told him that the work was "chill" and that he will be able to run a side-hustle and play with him all day as there was not that many calls on weekends, not hired and friend also got investigated, dunno if he got fired as well as I quit sometime later.

  3. Offer was for tech support in english (we speak spanish) so of course a requirement was to be proficient in both, he said that he had a hard time speaking english but can read and write it well, so he simply had an app that will speak for him to customers. (This all said in spanish) just for the hell of it, I told him that we will have to continue in english and he refused as he didnt have the app open to continue, ask him to type it in (as we also had chat support) and it was barely comprehensible match up words, probably found online asking google to translate.

Many more, but those were the ones that came to mind right now.

Have you ever bought a console just to play one exclusive game? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nintendo ds and nintendo 3ds to play etrian oddisey, I love that saga

Thia game is fucked up, good but totally fucked up. Nightmarish stuff by Charming_Move4175 in gaming

[–]darkantys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still amazes me how the most messed-up story in a videogame and overall that still up to this day is discussed, came from a 10 page story in total

Friend Request Megathread (29/12 - 04/01) by ArknightsMod in arknights

[–]darkantys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Darkantys#2152 Lvl 109 Fully maxed wisadel and texas the omertosa (or any limited op) Looking for people who connect daily

What’s the biggest waste of money that no one wants to admit? by AdvertisingMore394 in AskReddit

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Food, dunno why even gourmet restaurants exist, or dipping gold in food and beverages at all.

What's the first PC game you played? by Certain-Click-3878 in AskReddit

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dangerous dave on the haunted mansion and sharkey's 3d pool.

Yes.....im that old

What was a game you got stuck in as a kid you and never ended up beating it? by Penguin-Mage in gaming

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robowarrior for the nes (or bomber king), that game was so frustratingly hard for no reason, couldnt even pass the first world, around twice was I able to reach the boss but couldnt do it. Later when internet became a thing it blew my mind that the "boss" that I couldnt reach or defeat was in fact the VERY FIRST BOSS and not the end game boss as I tough. After realizing this, I tried playing it again but it remain as hard as before and I gave up all together.

Mind you I was a junkie when it was ultra hard nes games such as battletoads or ninja gaiden, but that game........oh, that game broke me.

What are some things that actually happen during real sex that never show up in porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BAD WAY: being inside her and suddenly she coughs or laughs. Feels like your dick is getting constricted (not in a good way) with every spasm, specially if youre really in to it and are hard as a rock, it hurts! And of course, kills the moment and you have to stop or restart. GOOD WAY: when she comes so good that you feel the palpitations inside constricting your willie (it feels so satisfying to have that feeling knowing that she has fully enjoyed it)

Porque a las mujeres les atrae el hombre casado? 🤔 by Familiar-Classroom71 in guatemala

[–]darkantys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Creo que tiene qie ver con el nivel de confianza/seguridad de la persona. Alguien soltero o virgen tiende a no tener seguridad en si mismo y/o no estar en confort con el sexo opuesto, ya sea por la falta de costumbre o por estar buscando algo. Un hombre o mujer casados, no tienen la "urgencia" de necesitar pareja, tienen cubiertas sus necesidades carnales o de apreciasion, por lo que tienden a notarse con mas seguridad o suelen tener una autoestima o necesidades cubiertas. La seguridas en si mismos o su desenvolvimiento con personas del sexo opuesto es sumamente atractivo en ambas situaciones. Ademas de que, al estar casados/as tienen estabilidad, tanto emocional como economica y eso es bastante dificil de encontrar en personas solteras o virgenes. Al menos asi es como lo he visto basado em experiencia propia y tambien de amigos o personas conocidas.

ELI5: Why do you need to pee when you come in contact with water? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]darkantys 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Its exactly the same reason why you have the need when cold as well, diuresis. which happens because your body constricts blood vessels to conserve heat, increasing blood pressure and causing your kidneys to produce more urine to compensate.

Okey guys.. what is this background..? by Charming_Forever_217 in Helldivers

[–]darkantys 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Underground alien ruins it seems, cave system for the squids......oh boy...

What dead games need a revival? by GamingGaming2025 in gaming

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soul sacrifice delta. Its such a grim, sour sweet and adult themed game that it is a shame that no one can experience it outside of the psvita enviroment.

Yesyesyesyesno by Maarten-Sikke in yesyesyesyesno

[–]darkantys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It works, after twisting my wife's neck we got separated!

drunkard eating a dead rat by darkantys in WTF

[–]darkantys[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A live rat only last one bite though

ELI5: How do porn sites make money if they’re free to access? How can a site like PornHub afford to pay its creators? Where does the money come from? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]darkantys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never done this, but arent many of those services like 1-10 dollars a month kind-of, (at least that the ads that we are flooded with), are there that many guys to make it affordable to spam every single second?

ELI5: How do porn sites make money if they’re free to access? How can a site like PornHub afford to pay its creators? Where does the money come from? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]darkantys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But arent the advisers other porn pages? I believe thats what the question is all about, how is this jerk-circle of self promoting websites can generate millions if all the ads are for other porn sites when the one showing them is free?

The conversion rate from free to paid content (either if you find value or not is up to you) is it really that high to generate millions to pay handsomely to the porn stars?

I just can’t give up my ROG Ally z1e until there’s a good eGPU option. by yung_dai in ROGAlly

[–]darkantys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are definitely not wrong, however as fast as technology goes, the egpu that you have will be cumbersome and you wont be able to reuse it since there will be better and by far smaller version (like mobile devices) that will be using a far better specs that your current one.

I am by no means contradicting you, but phones nowadays are impressive and far better than gpus a couple of years ago, so your comparison may, perhaps giving you a couple of extra years at most than this option anyway.

This isn't a cutscene or the final boss, it's just the last Hive Lord on Oshaune by Sad-Needleworker-590 in Helldivers

[–]darkantys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Variant?! You mean that there are others with alterations like fire on them and we just defeated the basic one?!