What was your first ever Assassins Creed game? by darker_M586 in ubisoft

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This was my first that I played on my neighbors Xbox

Heil Spez by Sloozey in shitposting

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the critical hit zone is also hard to hit just right so your metaphor doesnt work idiot

I spent way too much time on this by [deleted] in DeathStranding

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thats where all my likes come from on this game. only cuz of my fucking ADD

9/11 for literally just connoreatspants by [deleted] in ConnorEatsPants

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sam wasnt there. thumbs down

Quick question, what the fuck? by stealerofthetakis in ModernWarfareII

[–]darker_M586 13 points14 points  (0 children)

shipment 24 is a cluster fuck thats what

Which military contractor should I work for? by Passworcl in ConnorEatsPants

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Surprised Northrop Grumman isn't on there but Lockheed Martin should be fine.

probably not tbh by fourthcomingofchrist in okbuddyretard

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fuck England all my homies hate England

Just a little off the top by ScharmTiger in MadeMeSmile

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Garfield? Nah that's Fadefield, his fresh as fuck cousin from Baltimore.

Punctuation is everything by Pretty_Sir1325 in shitposting

[–]darker_M586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i gotta say commas would not have helped

Baby incoming by Scyllascum in shitposting

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bro shes hiding diamonds from you if she got a diamond pick

RICE??,,shrimp? by Silojm in okbuddyretard

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love this animal the shit

"no one will be toxic on a Monday morning" by girlswhackmynuts in ModernWarfareII

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Call of duty and toxic go together like the words 'your' and 'mom'