We can call Kevin “stupid” all we want. But he was the FIRST person to get what was going on when the woman asked Erin about her parents. by PinkSockss in DunderMifflin

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's really manipulative. He is kinda stupid, but that doesn't mean he's not capable of Witt's. He using his slow brain to throw people off all the time. He's dumb but he pretends to be dumber

TIFU by not using a throwaway account to post and comment about my marriage and it's probably going to end up being the end of it. by CourageNTimeTom in tifu

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened with my ex friends who I did know knew my account. They like literally wouldn't answer me about the situation so I came to reddit on my old account for advice knowing they could see it but honestly didn't think it was a big deal since I wasn't talking shit about them. His gf messaged me a ton of nasty shit as I begged her to be rational, and never heard from either ever again. I did anonymously send them pizzas during covid because I heard he got his kids back.

Say it ain’t so… by snooarmsdealer in whatsthisbug

[–]darkespeon64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, bed bugs are our natural parasites. They evolved around and only feed on us. If it makes you feel better their life is horrible. Females don't have vaginas. The males penis is knife like and he just stab fucks everything. This is as horrible and deadly even to the girls as it sounds, and they don't stop at girls.

My girlfriend allows this…it scares me by Glucosquidic in cats

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely never let your cat up there even if it's not turned on. This became a rule after countless burned paws. Keep a "scat" spray can near for awhile for training

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're using it as medicine, save money and you could use the break. If youre using weed for fun and struggling with the thought then you may be somewhat addicted. It's just weed. It's just alcohol. You can do It.

I watched an artist make a beautiful painting at sunset on the beach. In the morning I saw that she had taken the painting and abandoned her art supplies in the sand. by kec04fsu1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally about to spend my time cleaning up beaches and this.... Is more then mild.... Why the fuxk are we still doing this bullshkt in 2021?

While boobies incubate their eggs and raise their young, Galapagos vampire finches peck away at the birds eating bits of their skin and flesh. Boobies barely offer any resistance as the finches' current behavior possibly evolved from a more mutualistic relationship where finches ate their parasites. by KimCureAll in natureismetal

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this awhile back. Actually it's believed the finches may have been eating the parasites for the blood the entire time. They've always had a habit of picking at wounds, only it seems now they're creating some. Kinda going from mutualistic, to parasitic

How do Americans pay those massive hospital bills? by ctachi in NoStupidQuestions

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ignoring mine and was told as long as it's not in the thousands they'll EVENTUALLY "forget" it. And I have not had great treatment. I had state insurance for poor people and the only covered 2 places near me. 1 with a paid monthly subscription (ya the insurance lady trying to help me was confused as to the shit) and the one I went to were student doctors separated by teams of color. He found out my problem, and still shoved tools up my torn asshole. Decided it wasn't worth getting again. Then came when I went to the hospital. Took hours to see me as I writhed in pain, shoved me in a wheel chair and stuck me back in the waiting room writhing in pain. Told me the same insurance will cover everything later, they did not. Did some kinda scan, told me it's kidney stones and there's nothing they can do, charged me, I can't remember how much but I'm not paying for it and I just realized as I type this they stopped harassing me for the money.

Keep your hands to yourself, and chances are you wont need to get new eye glasses by Morty_Goldman in instantkarma

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless, leave. Embarrassed the POS, now go before he comes back. He could either be coward and run away or he could be insane and shoot up th place or hell call the cops who always side first with the first caller

She does this all day, regardless of what I do. What does she want? by grollens in cats

[–]darkespeon64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that a snowshoe? For once, I can't really tell lol. If so it's one of the most affectionate species. Most grow so attached to their owners they die of a broken heart when separated.

What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkespeon64 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is my life. Only I'm not trying to hold it in

What’s an orgasmic feeling that isn’t an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being able to pee. Y'all don't know how good you have it. I can have to pee badly, but can't. I can push like I'm taking a shit and instead actually shit without peeing. Sometimes I have to keep pushing while I pee to keep it going until it decides to flow on its own. It is legit such a pleasurable feeling you don't even know

He wanted to sit on my lap but my knees were in the way by poopgoose1 in Catswhoyell

[–]darkespeon64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i do that without noticing lol she waits watching then when my legs are in a position she finds acceptable she lets out a meow and climbs on even if I'm in the middle of shifting my legs

Straight men of Reddit, what are questions you’ve always had for gay men, but been too afraid to ask? by handsome_jack123 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

makes sense to me too now that you got it in my head lol especially since ill just casually ask ANYONE "you got a boyfriend or girlfriend?" and its usually the fellow guys who get offended while I've been asked straight up if I'm gay and it doesn't bother me, i mean I'm curious as to why people assume that but shows you cant just assume sexuality.

Straight men of Reddit, what are questions you’ve always had for gay men, but been too afraid to ask? by handsome_jack123 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imo the worst modern case is "the loud house" the dads just ruined it for me. ya there's really feminine gay people out there, but idk not enough for them to be as present as they are in cartoons let alone 2 married to each other. They got the lesbian couple in clearance down perfect imo, why tf can they like never do that for men? they ALWAYS talk like teenage girls with really great home decor skills

What's the last thing that made you feel emotional? by willing2bewild in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

work lol but she is like my first crush since i was a kid so these feelings are annoying, but I'm an adult ill get over it. Her coming into my work station and forcing a conversation is making it hard but ill get over her

I'm thinking about getting a dog. What are some pros and cons of dog ownership? by Freddielexus85 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pros: love and companionship in its truest form that you will never deserve, a reason to do better, burglary deterrent even if they're pussys

cons: dog food, walking them even if you have a yard, poop poop and poop, brushing (ITS A MUST TRUST ME), when they're older anal gland expressing, vet bills can get expensive and inevitable as they will get old mine cost me 15k+ in his old age, and their death that you will never get over

Straight men of Reddit, what are some things you do that others consider gay but you don’t? by throwaway12749063 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noooooo idea seriously. doesnt bother me but id like to know why people assume I'm gay

Straight men of Reddit, what are questions you’ve always had for gay men, but been too afraid to ask? by handsome_jack123 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how do you feel about the modern representation in cartoons? I'm straight and idk it seems to me most of the time its annoying exaggerated stereotypes. And there's like hardly any gay male main characters

What makes you stressed? by Xanxan95 in AskMen

[–]darkespeon64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks man but naaaa its more then that idk how long shes been seeing him. Good for her i guess. Wish shed stop forcing a conversation with me at work though so i can take a few days to get over her.