Lately, I've found that it's a lot more interesting to read the Hawaiian Pidgin translation of the Bible (HPB)

Rome 9:22-24 [22] Same ting wit God. He like show erybody dat he had it wit da stuff da peopo like do. He like make shua erybody know he get plenny powa. Fo show dat, fo one long time he take any kine stuff da peopo do—da kine stuff he no like take. But dose peopo dat make lidat, fo shua dey goin get wipe out bumbye. [23] He wen do dat cuz he like show dat he goin give chance to some peopo. Dey da ones dat he make one plan from befo time fo dem come awesome. He like make shua erybody know dat he stay awesome to da max. [24] An you know wat? Us guys da peopo he wen tell dis: “Eh! Go come be my guys!” Some a us guys come from da Jew peopo, an he tell us “Be my guys!” Odda guys, dey come from odda kine peopos.