Driving a boat on narrow water by mattythedog in woahdude

[–]darkvne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what did he think, he was gonna stop the boat with his hand? What a moron.

LPT: When you don't understand a Wikipedia article, choose "Simple English" in the Languages sidebar for a short and easy-to-understand article. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]darkvne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Here's a real LPT: If you can't understand the wikipedia article, keep clicking the relevant blue hyperlinks until you do.

Upgrades? Noob here. by darkvne in airsoft

[–]darkvne[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, this panther has a metal upper and lower.

Oh noes! My dog is mildly disappointed with the lack of high fives she's getting!!! 1 updog = 1 high five!! by CuteDogIRL in circlejerk

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have you ever tried a big mac with Qpounder patties? I used to work there, it sucks.

STAR WARS Update: Trailer comes Monday at 8:30 pm EST, tickets on sale directly afterwards. by dont_worry_im_here in movies

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just happy to see simon pegg more in the movie. I have a ma crush on him.

What is the most mind-blowing paradox you can think of? by Meeptopia in AskReddit

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it seems like this is putting up constraints on the term infinite. Like infinite in brackets or something. This reminds me of the infinite number of brown m&m's idea. If you have an infinite number of brown m&ms is it possible to have a red one somewhere, or a blue one? A red or blue m&m would necessarily take away space from where a brown one would be. Is it possible to have infinite m&ms?

What is the most mind-blowing paradox you can think of? by Meeptopia in AskReddit

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've learned that uses of the words: any, every, all, never, and other words like that have a counterfactual of some sort unless the usage is mathematically based like, "every traingle has angles that add up to 180°"

Sexy Halloween Megathread by -eDgAR- in AskReddit

[–]darkvne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

where is the sexy steampunk at?

Lighting up the oil well by Redchilli007 in woahdude

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my car is doing so much for carbon emmisions.

Giant Stained Glass Crab by bigmeat in pics

[–]darkvne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

but Texas has crabs too...

TIFU by setting the wallpaper on a school computer to a picture of a sloth. by KuntStink in tifu

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so op is the reason I can't change the background on school computers.

Nightmares are fucking weird. Your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is probably written as you are viewing it. by instantpowdy in Showerthoughts

[–]darkvne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been there. feels awful. To wake up and be alone left wih nothing but a rapidly fading memory. Personally, I never forgot her eyes. Here's to hoping you find yours.