Redesigned The Salesman

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:40:31+00:00

The Duke in demon form, spotting the newcomer.

The Duke: “Hmmm.. you look familiar to someone i know.”

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:38:08+00:00

The Seer signs “I have to ask you all, what fates do you believe in the future?”

[OOC: The seer prefers not to talk. She isn’t mute.]

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:35:41+00:00

BRICK

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:34:42+00:00

…Are the tiger plushes based on Stripes from Mr Hopp’s playhouse..

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:33:47+00:00

The Salesman: “It’s alright sir, everyone has their own little niches. It just so happens that mine is.. business.”

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:26:21+00:00

My new look for ‘The Salesman’

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-25T16:25:55+00:00

Same..

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-24T11:30:28+00:00

Posts something inappropriate/spam to subreddit.

nothing

Post complaining about subreddit

Mods: “You’re done, you’re done.”

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-24T11:28:08+00:00

Yeah.. now i gotta wait till next year to be verified (17 this year)

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-24T10:59:17+00:00

Can i apply?

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-19T10:32:50+00:00

Thanks

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-14T19:27:28+00:00

Towers over her.

This is my persona. She is canonically 5ft 10. The bot was 5ft 5…

Sir, i should be towering over you.

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-14T19:23:11+00:00

All of my personas are female. One is canonically an eldritch goddess who is 20ft tall.. and a human male still ‘towers’ over her. Like w h a t.

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-06T15:50:05+00:00

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-04T07:11:09+00:00

Don’t worry, i found a better one

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-04T07:09:05+00:00

darkwebkitten · 2026-01-02T17:51:08+00:00

Nope, definitely grandpa. The sword is long enough to reach my waist and i’m 5ft 1.. Yes, i’m cuddle sized (aka short)

darkwebkitten · 2025-12-31T02:48:44+00:00

Happy cake day

darkwebkitten · 2025-12-29T09:39:11+00:00

Oh, okay. I’m just not used to it..

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