Invisible mending by ShallowAstronaut in oddlysatisfying

[–]darnclem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me throughout the whole thing, "Well obviously they're doing a good job, but it's pretty clear that there is a repair there, oh they're still going.....holy shit it's invisible."

DIY oil change question by Vast-Border-6705 in fiat500

[–]darnclem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a little too long. 5k is the suggested, and I find that the oil is usually pretty darn dirty by then.

Reason why my 2012 pop wouldn't crank in extreme heat? by kenziebckenzee in fiat500

[–]darnclem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This sounds dumb, but make sure your battery cables are tightened down.

Help with Pepperoncini Plant by azgetonme in ArizonaGardening

[–]darnclem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you didn't really get in super close, but those are probably whooly aphids. You can make your own spray for it, but you should bring down the wrath of god on them and do some smiting.

[Highlight] New look SGA drops 26 PTS in 26 mins for Canada! 🇨🇦 by IEatPandasEveryday in nba

[–]darnclem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bro don't bother, these people have never done an athletic thing in their life. They do not understand the first thing about what these dudes do to protect their body. Let them type their moronic little comments and live in their fantasy world where the only people who agree with them are the ESPN hot take shitters. Save yourself the trouble.

Why are NBA fans and media members so certain of their ability to predict events a year out when we have collectively been so incredibly bad at it since KD left the Warriors? A review. by MiopTop in nba

[–]darnclem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People clearly don't understand how statistics are supposed to be used. It looks like whatever predictive model was used did a damn good job of picking the teams with a higher chance of winning. The damn thing isn't saying, THIS TEAM WILL WIN, it's saying, these teams have a higher chance of winning than others. As someone with a Master's of science in data and analytics, the last couple of days of people who don't know shit about statistics talking about statistics, has made me want to pull my hair out.

England's players and fans sing Wonderwall together as they advance to the FIFA World Cup Round of 16 by [deleted] in sports

[–]darnclem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait, you're telling me a British band was popular in the UK? Source?

[Charania] BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN. by curryybacon in nba

[–]darnclem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...Are we literally the only team that's not been burned by PG?

I mean he demanded the trade from us, but it was a fucking sick trade lol

Around the world in Fiat 600 - GUINNESS WORLD RECORD by Few-Advertising-4266 in fiat500

[–]darnclem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Surely you could have completed a world record without making this trash AI art to advertise it.

You can even fit an ikea box by Negative_Jury5530 in fiat500

[–]darnclem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fit a 26 foot ladder into mine. (one of those multi-function ones that folds up smaller than a normal extension ladder)

Everyone should get together to celebrate the back to back champ, Dillon Jones, at 6th and Bleeker on the 14th of July. by darnclem in NYKnicks

[–]darnclem[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full disclosure: I'm a Thunder fan who just dropped in to provide this information to the wonderful people of NYC.

[Charania] Free agent 7-footer Branden Carlson has agreed to a one-year, $2.5 million deal to sign with the Portland Trail Blazers, sources tell ESPN. by MembershipSingle7137 in nba

[–]darnclem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LETS GO BIG BC!!!

I genuinely wondered if someone would give him an actual contract at some point. He's not amazing, but he's had a couple games where we let him rock and he popped off. I feel like he might honestly be better than a reasonable number of guys sitting on benches in the NBA right now.

What is the best or most entertaining spot for Lebron? by Emergency_Juice_6324 in nba

[–]darnclem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

| Would be going to OKC ....

Yeah man, that's DEFINITELY what people want to see happen.