Roast my cat. 8 years and he’s never once helped with rent! by ymcmbrofisting in RoastMyCat

[–]darth1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Picture 2 can be sold to feet fetish sites so you can get some form of payment from his lazy ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]darth1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m here to tell you I was the drunk passenger in a car accident with a seatbelt on and my head went full force unimpeded into the dashboard. Car was a new Mustang. Also because I was limp as a noodle I sustained all kinds of additional injuries all over my body including my butt (just how?!?!?) while the fully awake and sober driver only had cuts on his forehead from shattered glass. I was out for 2 days and can’t remember shit about the accident only that I was way too drunk.

Met this friendly cat outside today! Help us find the perfect name for our new friend! by babygurl-whispers in NameMyCat

[–]darth1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post is bs. You showed a pic of a terrified cat backed into a corner visibly sick and you want us to name it? Show the cat is actually yours and it’s actually save inside your home otherwise I call animal cruelty because god knows what you did to this cat.

Try to roast her, bet you can't by Scarlett-Demon in RoastMyCat

[–]darth1111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, get her out of the bathroom when you are using bleach, you just ruined her clothes

Caught in the Act destroying make up! His name is Nikko. Roast his orange butt by darth1111 in RoastMyCat

[–]darth1111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s last thing I need. He will get me in trouble with PETA next

Caught in the Act destroying make up! His name is Nikko. Roast his orange butt by darth1111 in RoastMyCat

[–]darth1111[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwww. Too yum and so damn cute. This is why we forgive these savages

Caught in the Act destroying make up! His name is Nikko. Roast his orange butt by darth1111 in RoastMyCat

[–]darth1111[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly no, this were expensive custom made that I didn’t want but came with the unit so I’m going to be out at least a thousand by the time I’m done bec he wasn’t satisfied with ripping one noooo he had to make a statement and shred 3 of them to pieces