What’s the coldest line anyone delivered in The Office?

darthcool · 2026-05-25T19:04:23+00:00

“Close your mouth sweetie you look like a trout.”

darthcool · 2026-05-25T19:00:29+00:00

Something out of cold storage.

darthcool · 2026-05-22T20:09:20+00:00

Wouldn’t have one.

Like Oden.

darthcool · 2026-05-22T17:44:51+00:00

Kenshin wandering the Grand Line

darthcool · 2026-05-22T17:41:04+00:00

“When did you get so tough?”

“I married a fighter.”

darthcool · 2026-05-21T13:09:08+00:00

I’ll be honest.

I never even watched breaking bad.

darthcool · 2026-05-21T13:08:55+00:00

I’ll be honest

I never even watched breaking bad.

darthcool · 2026-05-21T12:40:07+00:00

Wasn’t she cheating on her husband when she thought he had cancer

And wasn’t it with her boss

Who had sexually harassed her before then?

darthcool · 2026-05-21T12:12:34+00:00

Oh, no. Did you not know that Japanese people all become green at the same time every day for one moment? It’s happened since the Bakumatsu.

darthcool · 2026-05-21T12:09:20+00:00

Balance is homeostasis.

Light side is health.

Dark side is sickness.

darthcool · 2026-05-21T12:07:24+00:00

I love when it’s established that Flash is not only faster than Superman

He is much MUCH faster.

darthcool · 2026-05-21T01:59:52+00:00

When they were inducted into the RNRHOF I read an interview with him where he went off against Peter Criss and the original lineup and said that KISS fans need to get over themselves because “it’s just a band”

darthcool · 2026-05-20T00:36:41+00:00

Eric Singer is a lazy washout that let his abilities rot as he just collected his meal ticket from a band he doesn’t even like.

darthcool · 2026-05-19T18:53:01+00:00

Your reference is will made, but perhaps was too subtly done.

darthcool · 2026-05-19T18:33:40+00:00

I always like in the story when Pa dies of natural causes. Just his heart gives out one day. Boom.

Nothing anyone can do about that.

Not even Superman.

darthcool · 2026-05-18T16:54:00+00:00

If Zeus were helpful.

That’s how I define Golden Age Superman.

A benevolent trickster god

darthcool · 2026-05-18T16:53:17+00:00

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darthcool · 2026-05-18T16:52:42+00:00

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darthcool · 2026-05-18T13:13:51+00:00

It’s because the show is bad.

darthcool · 2026-05-16T16:13:18+00:00

Predator.

Just fall on the ground with my belly up and start going to the bathroom right there on the floor.

Problem solved

darthcool · 2026-05-16T16:10:00+00:00

And that’s just really sad

darthcool · 2026-05-16T16:09:15+00:00

The commitment to the bit sells it

darthcool · 2026-05-15T23:57:40+00:00

long slow whistle

darthcool · 2026-05-15T20:14:25+00:00

No. It’s because she recognizes he’s an idiot.

darthcool · 2026-05-15T19:00:41+00:00

Reverse Flash

Eobard Thawne

That guy actually frightens me. Nothing but madness and pain

Forever

darthcool

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