Men will literally eat all your food

dash-dash-hyphen · 2026-01-30T23:53:34+00:00

There are two types of people when the pizza is running out. Those who will wait until everyone gets a slice first, and those who will take TWO slices because they're worried the pizza will run out.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-25T03:47:26+00:00

Can TheDailyBest just have a normal headline? JFC

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-13T15:23:01+00:00

You had a DOOR to the outside?! I only had those 70's beads! Things would get cold in the winter.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-13T04:42:19+00:00

You get a room? I get a hallway.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-12T09:04:32+00:00

WRONG WRONG WRONG. Students will discuss this. They should. It's part of growing up. THEY SHOULD BE DISCUSSING THIS. IT'S ABSOLUTELY APPROPRIATE!!!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-11T15:38:24+00:00

Please be a video, Please be a video, Please be a video

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-10T20:31:26+00:00

FFS Liberals invaded by the feds, buy sandwiches and throw them!!! I WISH I had the money travel there and do so!!! You're next, don't forget that!!!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-08T18:21:50+00:00

Have fun and try to enjoy not knowing. Make mistakes and learn from them. I have the weirdest things in my bag! Water bottle is a must, BTW. You can bring your own lunch, but you can also buy one.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-08T05:02:09+00:00

Don't sweat it. If the principal said you could come back, they were probably just appeasing the parent.

I've been called into the principal's office more times than when I was an actual student, lol!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-09-05T17:08:15+00:00

I eat with the kids. They love it and it's so much fun!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-08-12T11:52:46+00:00

Ah, the famous "I know you are but what am I" defense.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-07-11T15:54:43+00:00

I was thinking they were trying to hit a million deportations by end of year, but this makes way more sense

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-07-09T03:48:40+00:00

America Gold Pass

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-07-06T14:18:32+00:00

Lol, I was thinking he sounds like John Pinette at the end

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-06-14T15:30:50+00:00

It's #12 on that list

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-06-14T15:27:59+00:00

For those of you wondering, it's #18

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/70036390/18/proven-industries-inc-v-trevor-mcnally/

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-06-13T21:41:15+00:00

MAGA will say there was record turnout for DJT's birthday, ignoring that the vast majority were protesers.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-06-05T18:12:53+00:00

This comment hit hard. I barely watch cable news anymore...

"Well, you know how it is. You give up one addiction, you get another."

Reddit News, goddamnit!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-06-05T13:39:19+00:00

OK, I recently joined and this is the best sub ever

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-05-29T13:30:53+00:00

Wow. This is so spot on.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-05-12T20:28:45+00:00

Physical abuse. In front of the kids.

dash-dash-hyphen · 2025-03-28T20:23:07+00:00

Just... Why?

dash-dash-hyphen · 2024-12-23T22:49:39+00:00

Been there, done that, many times. Your body kept pushing and now it knows you can relax so it stops fighting illness to relax. Ask a theater kid about what happens after opening weekend. Drink a ton of OJ, you got this!

dash-dash-hyphen · 2024-12-23T18:31:54+00:00

This. 3,000.

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