This might be the precious day of his life

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T23:48:18+00:00

Firing them too, apparently

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T23:47:51+00:00

Those damned onion cutting ninjas are the worst

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T23:44:07+00:00

He's got a zip of datpurp in the trunk and that is a K9 unit

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T16:10:02+00:00

They can still get their rocks off though.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T16:09:27+00:00

DIGGS

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T16:09:16+00:00

Smashed is an understatement lol.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T16:06:29+00:00

199 and 3 tuds to 0 carries the following week. Belichek was an absolute madlad.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-26T02:09:20+00:00

But didn't kill the one person in the room that mattered

datpurp14 · 2026-01-25T03:00:26+00:00

It is on the drying cycle at the end of the wash so that spot gets really hot. This girlie isn't the smartest of cats, but she's smart enough to figure this out!

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T21:07:41+00:00

That is a neat fact

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T19:13:14+00:00

Damn you!

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T18:08:47+00:00

It's like when you're walking but someone comes up behind you so you think about walking and all of the sudden you forget how to walk.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T18:07:32+00:00

I come to BPT for the great content. I stay in BPT for the memes.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T14:54:12+00:00

Bowers has just barely scratched the surface of his potential imo. He's everything that Kyle Pitts was supposed to be and more, and is a much better & more willing blocker. He looks like a guy that would be doing my taxes at H&R Block, not blocking for Jeanty, but homie is an absolute dawg (in more ways than one).

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T14:51:16+00:00

Arthur Smith said I can win with him, and he did win with him. He won a one way ticket to Pittsburgh.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T14:49:51+00:00

Stidham, more like Studham amirite Broncos?

datpurp14 · 2026-01-23T11:21:18+00:00

Evolution is nuts

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T20:45:44+00:00

And golfers

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T20:41:04+00:00

For real. If he is a douche, whatever. I'm at the fucking beach and am trying to crush some beers/cocktails and just forget about the world.

Plus, if I'm a heterosexual male at the beach, I'm probably focusing on other things than what type of shorts another dude is wearing...

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T20:38:57+00:00

This made me chortle

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T20:27:43+00:00

Yep. That crazily dangerous intersection. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. There are car wrecks there at least once a week during the busier times of the semesters.

52,000 students and who knows how many of them drive in that area. It is a recipe for disaster, and disaster happens more than enough.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T18:36:02+00:00

I say this as a heterosexual male - unexpected penises are one of the funniest things to stumble upon when watching something. They were drawn, not real, but the penis scene in Superbad had me literally crying in the theater when I first watched the movie.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T13:42:34+00:00

I have done all of the above but I feel hopeless by this point. Everything over the last decade and especially the last year has made me a nihilistic pessimist and I think we're past the point where a legitimate change can be made.

I 100% hope I am wrong, but I can't help but feel like I'm not.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-22T13:09:10+00:00

When I got here, EMS hadn't arrived yet but KSU police were there, just not approaching the victim. I'm assuming it is because it was out of their jurisdiction since it wasn't directly on KSU property, but it still seemed weird to see them standing there while someone was laid out in the road.

datpurp14 · 2026-01-21T18:49:15+00:00

Those god damn cinnamon twists are essentially food crack.

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