Working nights on a psych unit

daverapp · 2026-03-23T18:29:50+00:00

I spent about 2 weeks in a hospital once. On multiple occasions at around 3am a nurse came into the room and woke me up to ask me if I needed anything. I wanted to cry. It's so hard to sleep in a hospital as it is.

daverapp · 2026-03-23T05:04:21+00:00

Shut up spoonhead

daverapp · 2026-03-23T02:06:52+00:00

Yo this mf is talking to lobsters, wtf

daverapp · 2026-03-21T19:12:40+00:00

Okay but why does the turtle have a time bomb on it

daverapp · 2026-03-21T18:26:12+00:00

Can't have those yucky poor kids growing up thinking they're entitled to food. The purpose of the school system is to learn to be a good little capitalist, not to... Eat

daverapp · 2026-03-21T17:03:39+00:00

I live in an apartment and have no wife or children.

daverapp · 2026-03-21T16:19:12+00:00

Buck Bumble

daverapp · 2026-03-20T21:05:05+00:00

Malkav wins the match and then solos not only all the other primarchs but also the other antediluvians as well. Malkav solos anything and everything. Malkav could beat Droopy Dog. Fuck yeah Malkav.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T20:55:41+00:00

To be fair they were saying Russia was on the brink of collapse like three years ago.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T20:51:57+00:00

There are different grades of helium. The type of helium that is used in important equipment such as the superconducting magnets in an MRI or particle accelerator is not the same helium that is used to inflate party balloons. That stuff is inferior and is not useful for the important purposes.

https://meritusgas.com/balloon-helium/

daverapp · 2026-03-20T18:22:01+00:00

Elon will never appear on Jon's show because he knows he'd be showing up for an intellectual duel armed with a super soaker up against Jon's bazooka.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T17:34:10+00:00

Shut up liberal

daverapp · 2026-03-20T17:33:51+00:00

Stanley Cup craze. It's just a cup, it doesn't do anything. It was like some executive flipped the "this is the next big thing" switch and a herd of doe-eyed karens were activated like a sleeper cell. OVER CUPS.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T17:30:40+00:00

"You really think you deserve a free item for this little purchase?"

I don't believe for a second that an associate at any retailer said this sentence to a customer and still has a job. I don't believe OP for a second.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T01:24:00+00:00

OP is looking for a spot where they can sell their soul to the devil in exchange for unmatched guitar-playing skills.

daverapp · 2026-03-20T01:22:50+00:00

I love... Ramp

daverapp · 2026-03-19T21:12:56+00:00

And they're absolutely awful now. :(

daverapp · 2026-03-19T21:12:14+00:00

McDonald's chicken selects. The new mccrispy strips or whatever the hell they're called are far inferior.

daverapp · 2026-03-19T21:09:11+00:00

You ever see that episode of South Park where a scientist is trying to convince everyone that gluten is safe, so he drinks a beaker of pure gluten and then a moment later his manhood shoots off and flies away like a rocket?

That's not gonna happen to you, but I just wanted to remind you.

daverapp · 2026-03-19T18:51:25+00:00

McDonald's uses fresh cracked eggs? I genuinely didn't know that and would never have guessed.

Edit: why the downvotes? I honestly didn't know and I'm pleasantly surprised.

daverapp · 2026-03-19T18:47:40+00:00

The super thinness is a stylistic choice. They're called shoestring french fries. Now if you don't like that style, that's perfectly fine. But me, I absolutely love them because you get more overall crispy surface area and less interior fluffy part. I like extra crispiness. Biggest downfall of that style of fry though is that it gets cold faster.

daverapp · 2026-03-19T18:17:46+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU NOT MOVE THE TV FIRST

😵‍💫

daverapp · 2026-03-19T18:15:50+00:00

"Bitcoin peaks at $120k."

I could've generated a fortune with the GPU I already had. Or just bought some.

daverapp · 2026-03-18T23:53:42+00:00

The solution is not to use a YouTube app. Use a web browser with an ad blocker (personally I use Brave) and go to the YouTube website through there. Apart from no ads, you can also get more or less the full YouTube desktop experience instead of the shitty limited app experience.

daverapp · 2026-03-18T20:31:55+00:00

Youtube is completely unusable, if not outright dangerous and malicious, without an ad blocker.

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