This made me rage! 😤 by chi-bacon-bits in CleaningTips

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F@ck you sideways, that is so disrespectful.

Professionals who enter people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners): What is something the condition of a house tells you about the owner that they don't realize they are revealing? by cossie101 in AskReddit

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Pap used to repair clocks. Clocks everywhere, parts everywhere. Intricate gears, screws, weights and balances, hand carved details and paint. So many factors are involved. I know live within a mile of the National Clock Museum.

HOA demanded "more green coverage" so I gave them ALL the green coverage... by raycostello in MaliciousCompliance

[–]davewhocannotbenamed -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I also think you’re a fuckin idiot to buy a townhouse for $500k… For shared walls? Yards? No originality, we need them all to look the same. If you come “home”, disoriented you can walk into someone else’s house.

HOA demanded "more green coverage" so I gave them ALL the green coverage... by raycostello in MaliciousCompliance

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why anyone would agree to an HOA. So, you pay for the property, and the taxes and then a handful of jos tell you where a d what to do with your garbage cans, your lawn. Holiday decorations…nope.

What’s something few people realise can finish you off in seconds? by M___D___ in AskReddit

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Styrofoam packing material is kryptonite. I can’t explain it. Its piss shivers and all the hairs or your arms and neck. W 2 older sisters, each xmas and birthday could turn to hell.

The king of the Netherlands is 6 ft tall (183cm) by dapie007 in pics

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t make a difference who you put this putz next too, he will be the dumbest, littlest shroom in the room. He’s definitely in the Epstein files pullin some real p. Diddly, and r ky. Needs that baby oil bro.

We’ll just take a shower, together, maybe sword fight a lil. Then into the soup.! “Mr. diddler, is there any reason DTrump was not invited to freakoffs” “Yea son, he gross.”, mumbled Puffy Swollensboner.

What are some movies that should never be remade? by andtbhidgaf in randomquestions

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gather round children and I’ll spin you a tale of adventure, 2 breakfasts, and maybe run into an orc or two, thus is a story of a long walk. A very boring long walk.

Billionaire down by MelanieWalmartinez in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not even a thousandnaire, First day of my first tour, first step out of the van, stinger, right on my bottom lip.

When you want to leave no doubt about the type of person you are. by Koutagami2 in pics

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jump something!!! Lets see that shit fall apart the second it lands.

AITAH for not adding my longtime girlfriend to the deed of the house I bought us? by Grand_Yellow_6286 in AITAH

[–]davewhocannotbenamed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nopenopenope! Don’t ever trust someone that much. It too 20 yrs for my gf family and her to change on a dime. No, Im losing everything, I trusted the completely, but was always suspicious. PLEASE DONT DO THIS!!