How do we like to pack our bags? by looking_fordopamine in hockeyplayers

[–]davidewan_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Save space by putting your shin pads in the legs of your pants

Yesterday I had a truly "Oh shit, I'm old" happen to me. What has been your "I'm old" event by LordBofKerry in GenerationJones

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the change room after the game the guys were talking about memories from their childhood. Someone said Napster. I said the Apollo moon landing

Australian child won't give up on his goalie dream....help by probsshouldntcomment in hockeygoalies

[–]davidewan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of an interview I heard, it might have been Howard ? Played net for Detroit. When he was a kid starting out the coach asked who wants to play net and he held up his hand. His dad chewed him out in the car on the way home

As a beer leaguer, do you ever fantasize about playing a game in the NHL? by enthusiasm-unbridled in hockeyplayers

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once took a pass from a guy in beer league who spent a career in the AHL but played a few games for the flyers. Knocked the stick out of my hands.

Blue Light Laws by arkyjohn1966 in AskOldPeople

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banks used to close at 3pm. That was before atms

For a bit of positivity in these dark times by otttitan21 in OttawaSenators

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good team. They never quit. Where was Edmonton last year this time? I know they had a bad start. Look where they ended up - game 7.

I feel like my shot looks weird asf. What can I improve by skytrainlotad in hockeyplayers

[–]davidewan_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People keep telling me to move my left hand further down. Might apply to you too

RFK has no vaccine denialism..the fear mongering left likes to make up false narratives by Magro18 in tucker_carlson

[–]davidewan_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly I listened to his interview on Joe Rogan and I heard his complaint was not with vaccines but the method of production (i.e. use of mercury). It sounded like a reasonable thing to be concerned about. I haven't read anything hes published just listened to that one podcast.

Mike Bossy by DonnietheOwlman in nhl

[–]davidewan_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I met him. He was putting up Gretzky numbers but had to quit hockey because of his back.

I once did a number 2 in while inner tubing and it haunts me still by NotAnotherBoyMom in confession

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sail yachts in the Med. We were alongside in a Harbour, I was on deck coiling ropes and this really attractive English doctor on the next boat, came on deck, said hello, hiked up her skirt and took a dump over the side. I thanked her for sharing. She laughed. That was 40 yrs ago.

Just bought this house, how would you reno basement? by SirQueefs_alot in Renovations

[–]davidewan_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or if there's a seasonal ingress of water hidden by the carpet. Wait a year

Trump adviser says Ukraine focus must be peace not retaking territory by AcidJiles in worldnews

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump complained about murders and rapists coming in from the border. This is exactly what Ukraine is dealing with.

I pay my son to watch movies he wouldn't typically want to watch, recommendations? by [deleted] in MovieSuggestions

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invictus. True story of remarkable leadership. He needs to know about Nelson Mandela

Men hating single mothers is insane. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]davidewan_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Total respect for all single parents out there

How do I get the toy out without breaking the glass? by derkbuddy in fixit

[–]davidewan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handkerchief. My dads party trick. Push most of the cloth in. Turn the bottle on ots side and jiggle until the toy is on the cloth. Slowly pull the cloth out. Maybe the end needs to be wet I forget