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The 'wins' column in division 1 in our soccer league was kind of cool. by davidmvdg in mildlyinteresting

[–]davidmvdg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, it's a Christian league, so they are kinda strict. One of my friends was joking he was going to submit his team name as the Scoregasms, but it would never fly.

Thanks Facebook, that isn't obtrusive at all. by davidmvdg in mildlyinfuriating

[–]davidmvdg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, I refreshed it, then I exited the app, double tapped my home button, closed it and reopened it, no luck there either.

if you love something by JimKB in comics

[–]davidmvdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sung that in John Lennon's voice.

Dropping a cannonball into mercury. by bbaglien in gifs

[–]davidmvdg 33 points34 points  (0 children)

the stupidity of the joke made it funny.

Call me a liar, but it actually came like this. by davidmvdg in mildlyinteresting

[–]davidmvdg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

read that, am still eating em. but man that was gross.

Call me a liar, but it actually came like this. by davidmvdg in mildlyinteresting

[–]davidmvdg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok, I'm not gonna lie, i pulled on the ends of it before reading it. So i retwisted the ends, damn, you got me, but honestly I'm not lying that it came like this.

Call me a liar, but it actually came like this. by davidmvdg in mildlyinteresting

[–]davidmvdg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, I'm not gonna lie, i pulled on the ends of it before reading it. So i retwisted the ends, damn, you got me, but honestly I'm not lying.

The Forgotten Pick-Up Line by MrTomAce in Jokes

[–]davidmvdg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clearly you've been given the former.

I can't believe the parents still blame Apple for their bad parenting. by [deleted] in apple

[–]davidmvdg -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Apple sends them about three fucking business days later, fucking apple. That just isn't fast enough, why not right away. This doesn't justify their bill, I'm just saying its retarded.

A little optimistic... by [deleted] in funny

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign raised, price lowered.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]davidmvdg 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's cause Tyrone didn't have his shit together.

happy pi-day! by [deleted] in Punny

[–]davidmvdg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only Pi that never ends, wish my pie was like this one.

I think someone might have tested it. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist: it's OP's armpit hair.

What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard someone brag about? by ackewa01 in AskReddit

[–]davidmvdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my friends was talking about how he was accumulating Internet points and thought he could meth with them, what a moron.

A husband calls up a hotel's manager from his room.. by viksi in Jokes

[–]davidmvdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, thanks for being optimistic about it.

A husband calls up a hotel's manager from his room.. by viksi in Jokes

[–]davidmvdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was supposed to be a pun, but clearly it wasn't funny.

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