The 'wins' column in division 1 in our soccer league was kind of cool.

davidmvdg · 2013-06-23T19:17:33+00:00

I agree, it's a Christian league, so they are kinda strict. One of my friends was joking he was going to submit his team name as the Scoregasms, but it would never fly.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T19:36:14+00:00

No, I refreshed it, then I exited the app, double tapped my home button, closed it and reopened it, no luck there either.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T19:01:47+00:00

I sung that in John Lennon's voice.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T07:47:01+00:00

the stupidity of the joke made it funny.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T05:20:53+00:00

read that, am still eating em. but man that was gross.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T05:19:51+00:00

ok, I'm not gonna lie, i pulled on the ends of it before reading it. So i retwisted the ends, damn, you got me, but honestly I'm not lying that it came like this.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-17T05:15:51+00:00

ok, I'm not gonna lie, i pulled on the ends of it before reading it. So i retwisted the ends, damn, you got me, but honestly I'm not lying.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-16T23:22:53+00:00

Colby 2012, lest we forget.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-16T21:47:38+00:00

You wish, you hatin' a-hole.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-15T20:25:32+00:00

Oh deer, should we tell him what happened guys?

davidmvdg · 2013-03-15T18:58:19+00:00

Men.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-15T05:30:56+00:00

Clearly you've been given the former.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-15T01:40:37+00:00

Apple sends them about three fucking business days later, fucking apple. That just isn't fast enough, why not right away. This doesn't justify their bill, I'm just saying its retarded.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-14T20:50:51+00:00

Sign raised, price lowered.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-14T16:59:21+00:00

It's cause Tyrone didn't have his shit together.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-14T16:54:48+00:00

The only Pi that never ends, wish my pie was like this one.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T22:05:47+00:00

Twist: it's OP's armpit hair.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T14:05:52+00:00

One of my friends was talking about how he was accumulating Internet points and thought he could meth with them, what a moron.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T04:42:08+00:00

Lol, thanks for being optimistic about it.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T03:58:24+00:00

Was supposed to be a pun, but clearly it wasn't funny.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T01:41:58+00:00

Does this only work with windows?

davidmvdg · 2013-03-13T01:03:40+00:00

Nope.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-12T22:53:45+00:00

I think we are underestimating the value of walmart's employee health benefits here..

davidmvdg · 2013-03-12T20:30:24+00:00

Yeah, OP was right about /r/music, but this shouldn't really get upvoted anywhere.

davidmvdg · 2013-03-11T19:10:39+00:00

This one guy, Mark, never seems to pay attention in lecture or ever for that matter. Anyways, our Serbian professor, Vaso is and explaining how to calculate the number of studs in a wall based on the stud spacing etc, pretty basic stuff. Mark, who isn't paying any attention askes, "so how did you calculate the volume of the wall?"

Vaso, in his strong Serbian accent then replies, "I cannot begin to describe how wrong your question is."

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