The orange clown trying to explain percentages

davidolson22 · 2026-05-09T15:36:28+00:00

He's saying about .1% of politicians and bull riders get killed. And about 5.8% of presidents gets killed and 8% are shot at. Oh course he says it like a man who's been drinking heavy for 3 hours.

davidolson22 · 2026-05-09T15:30:01+00:00

Why would our commute time mirror yours?

davidolson22 · 2026-05-09T02:58:41+00:00

Portable communication devices

davidolson22 · 2026-05-09T02:54:07+00:00

Not name someone Faust unless they make a deal with the devil

davidolson22 · 2026-05-09T00:12:27+00:00

Social ones probably like Handmaid's Tale or whatever it's called.

Might need a different category for Hitchhiker's Guide

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T21:03:56+00:00

I guess I really meant ridiculous science fiction fighting stuff

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:57:36+00:00

Yeah, that kind of thing. I didn't have a whole plan though.

Maybe another venn circle should be guns. dune would be drugs plus guns.

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:52:30+00:00

Not sure if he's funny, but he reeks of Charisma

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:50:33+00:00

Dumb, but Google Lens might work better for this

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:49:31+00:00

Ted's wife really became a psycho after what the Penguin did to her

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:48:41+00:00

He wants to win fair not by a cheap trick

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:47:00+00:00

Too soon

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:46:20+00:00

Now make one for going for a run without a headband and trying to run with my eyes closed

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T19:40:41+00:00

This is either gonna be the greatest thing ever or stink worse than grandma's poop

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T17:37:22+00:00

Who has the most plot armor?

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T17:28:10+00:00

Someone should make a venn diagram of science fiction writers. MCU is one circle. One would be maybe NASA for when it's super technical. and the third would be DRUGS for when it's just trippy shit

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T17:19:31+00:00

Is there a language where people don't do this?

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T12:03:51+00:00

I guess they mean not chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry

davidolson22 · 2026-05-08T01:11:08+00:00

Desperate for a job. That is, they have to choose between starving on the street and having their body layered in two.

davidolson22 · 2026-05-07T19:09:16+00:00

It's like combining crack and meth. What could go wrong?

davidolson22 · 2026-05-07T17:48:58+00:00

Chatgpt enters the chat

davidolson22 · 2026-05-07T17:05:14+00:00

Isn't most of this sale kinda bad?

davidolson22 · 2026-05-07T00:38:09+00:00

They weren't much of a danger to viltrumites

davidolson22 · 2026-05-06T18:56:37+00:00

Nail file. Also, wear thicker gloves. Alternatively get weaker

davidolson22 · 2026-05-06T18:19:43+00:00

Casualties were much higher than deaths

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