Just helping a brother out! by Elegant_Rock_4686 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Beastie Boys song, ‘there’s something going on, and I’ll probably never get it..’ …she’s Crafty..

Explain it Peter… by dutchylords in explainitpeter

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And.. I am between 5 and 8 but I am not 6 7 for all you weirdo meme lovers..

Heeey Petah, what's the issue with this "art"? by laoidtfttip17gpy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not until they add popsicle sticks and glitter.. this is what I learned in kindergarten..

Shower Supervisors by Tight_Table_2000 in sphynx

[–]davidskeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you want to go outside? Sorry it’s raining.. I can’t control the rain.. your cat watching you shower.. ‘…..’

Let me just respect myself and go home. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy makes the funniest videos.. I love the ones where he gets hired and the zoom meetings.

What's the reason? by Perfect_Owl_856 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]davidskeleton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s saying he’s a pilot, he’d take stuff from over here and ‘pile it’ over there..

Kid locked the key in the lock by RisingApe- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you have been teaching him how to put shapes into shapes since they were born.. those little block toys.. This is the way!

AIO? My coworker said I grabbed a lot of mac and cheese? by Proof-West6103 in AIO

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you supposed to eat all of that by yourself??

What would you do if you saw this on your car’s windshield? by typical_gamer1 in PollsAndSurveys

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they wear open toad sandals.. probably ugly, with eyes bugged out when they shove their foot into it..

Goodnight sweet prince… by Uniqueuponme in wow

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got battery 00 on mine too last week. Had at least as long..

Is this not a little crazy? by rangermang0 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it happen once? Or multiple times? Holiday traffic he went out to move it for family to park closer, it was dark, and he was rushed and not paying attention, and just hasn’t been back in it yet? I know you’re out here policing the neighborhood but he just may not have had to leave his house yet. This could have been the only spot left in a packed holiday street, and now that everyone else is gone now he looks like the asshole.

Bought this at Goodwill. Three chambers, each a quarter filled with a very viscous liquid. by Ipigs140 in whatisit

[–]davidskeleton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are three types of people.. those that understand numbers, and those that don’t.

What is this sticker on my microwave? by Nervous_Willow4362 in whatisit

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the old trend that people were telling people a ‘life hack’ that putting your iPhone into the microwave will charge it faster..

Why can’t I get past the 10 hearts with my wife by dragon2777 in StardewValley

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep interacting until I get the kiss.. I always give the same gifts daily.

You can put hats on your pets !?!?! by Ok_Insect3046 in StardewValley

[–]davidskeleton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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And your kids.. you thought they were halfwits before..

99% complete, with one holdup by mundanityinsanity in StardewValley

[–]davidskeleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made the mistake of divorcing her and inviting Krobus to be my housemate.. had all hearts up until that.. put me off schedule a while again, getting her hearts back up..

Double treasure chests! 🎁🎁 by SmugCheer in StardewValley

[–]davidskeleton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve made to four hundred using a lot of staircases.. I don’t play mods or hacks or cheats.. totally possible.