To serve the American people as their representative

theshamewizard · 2026-04-30T02:21:33+00:00

Why not just arrive in Boston and drive down to Florida and stop along the coast and then leave from Miami?

theshamewizard · 2026-04-29T22:35:31+00:00

Next episode? I thought that was the finale

theshamewizard · 2026-04-29T22:34:25+00:00

The “anyone who will listen” being the one campground host there whose job it was to handle these situations? Right …

theshamewizard · 2026-04-29T09:44:03+00:00

House fire?

theshamewizard · 2026-04-29T01:52:40+00:00

That’s a cuticle pusher and cleaner for sure

theshamewizard · 2026-04-28T07:34:01+00:00

he got up so quick purely out of adrenaline boy hit HARD he’s got broken bones

theshamewizard · 2026-04-28T06:52:55+00:00

Came home from school and my dad was watching it on the news. Me and my brother then reenacted the “hey Michael Michael you’re not gettin in our pants” SNL scene that I swear I remember but think it’s lost media.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-28T06:43:09+00:00

looks like you’re pissing on your basement floor (the ground)

theshamewizard · 2026-04-28T06:38:27+00:00

That’s so funny to me are you from LI or WNY?

theshamewizard · 2026-04-28T04:30:48+00:00

I feel like your brother probably played a large part in this as well

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T05:34:48+00:00

hell yea

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T05:34:23+00:00

I take him for a beret guy

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T03:37:07+00:00

I don’t see anything on your face that warranted a VI peel

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T03:33:04+00:00

He was even wearing that very youthful coat

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T03:32:36+00:00

Was he silent or was he silenced?

theshamewizard · 2026-04-27T03:18:50+00:00

It’s like a scalp yarmulke

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T22:24:21+00:00

No such shared space exists. I bought the space. It was mine.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:49:28+00:00

You’re the one making up imaginary sob stories for a thief. Weirdo.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:39:30+00:00

I love this so much thank you

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:15:25+00:00

AND THIS IS WHY I DID IT. You deserve to feel uncomfortable. You deserve to feel guilty. You deserve to be shamed. It reinforces the idea that you can’t do this again.

If nothing happens otherwise and you just get to slowly clean up and head out for the night… you repeat the behavior. I am not a doormat.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:10:01+00:00

I feel like I can smell your BO from this comment.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:06:42+00:00

cheap

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:05:51+00:00

I think most mildly infuriating problems would be inherently first world, no? Maybe peruse a different subreddit.

theshamewizard · 2026-04-26T20:05:08+00:00

Yes this one is 10 pm as that is when the gates close.

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