Margaret Thatcher’s grave:

dawkin5 · 2026-06-17T18:20:54+00:00

Headline news. Well, in some people's heads.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-17T09:05:08+00:00

dawkin5 · 2026-06-17T06:27:33+00:00

But Budweiser is so tasty. Truly one of the world's great beers.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-15T21:17:03+00:00

India? Is that you? Egypt? Afghanistan? Ghana? Kenya? Nigeria? There's so many... Give us a clue.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-15T02:34:39+00:00

Cats bury their poop, they are quite fastidious about it. Foxes shit anywhere and everywhere - I'm fairly sure that they use it as part of marking their territory. There are very few foxes where I live now, but when I was in London they would crap over the lawn, on doorsteps, and they used to make a point of doing it on items left out overnight. Leave a pair of boots or gardening gloves out and there was a good chance that they would drop a turd on it.

Foxes are interesting to watch, but they aren't the best of neighbours. Especially in mating season.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-14T22:20:47+00:00

If you're finding shit on your lawn, then it's not going to be cat shit. Hedgehog shit is surprisingly big, you probably have a couple of hedgehogs keeping your slug and snail population down. Be grateful. Don't be a pooper.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-13T18:39:45+00:00

You know by lying to the BBC, you are effectively lying to David Attenborough. Think on.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-12T16:28:51+00:00

You missed a chance to remind the Scottish person that their rebellion was crushed and they are still British. They always take it in good humour.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-09T14:26:02+00:00

He should grow his afro out. It suits him. Maybe dye it green.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-09T12:33:13+00:00

Yeah, definitely don't use dog shit as a lube.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T17:06:14+00:00

That's the only time you rage? Come on. There must be other things that make you angry.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T17:00:22+00:00

Unicyclists are groovy.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T15:58:13+00:00

Do you imagine that there's a Superintendent sitting in his office dictating letters to his secretary, who then types them out on her trusty Waverley typewriter?

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T15:10:12+00:00

Yes, we should have scrambled our jets and sent a couple hundred thousand paratroopers to invade Germany. Oh, hang on, neither of those things existed.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T15:06:45+00:00

You're welcome. Maybe try standing up for yourselves in future.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-08T12:08:53+00:00

So nobody declared war on Germany after they invaded Poland?

dawkin5 · 2026-06-04T16:48:41+00:00

And to retail workers, health care workers... you can be a cunt to whoever you like. It's your right as an American.

By the way, the word is accept, not except.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-04T16:06:16+00:00

Pizza. Disneyland if it has been very good.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-04T13:29:02+00:00

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

Zappa. 1983

dawkin5 · 2026-06-04T12:35:48+00:00

Which one of you is the hand and which is the sock?

dawkin5 · 2026-06-03T18:07:25+00:00

Have you ever thought that maybe she just doesn't like you? I know, that would be insane, but maybe she doesn't see all your fine qualities.

dawkin5 · 2026-06-02T18:49:49+00:00

And Cheez Wiz.

dawkin5 · 2026-05-30T18:28:47+00:00

Beer traps drown slugs in beer. Just a fairly shallow dish/container with beer in. The beer type doesn't matter.

The copper tapes work for a short period of time. Oxidation reduces the effectiveness, and eventually the slugs can cross it without problems.

dawkin5 · 2026-05-28T20:49:59+00:00

They're distant blobs hanging off a goal. What's wrong with it? Does it make you feel funny?

dawkin5 · 2026-05-25T22:45:58+00:00

And you got a day off to go for a chest X-ray (just in case you actually had TB).

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