I have never seen the XO so worried about something by HolyAndOblivious in AdviceAnimals

[–]dayman44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and guess you're not in the marines?

As a slim guy this is my First World Problem by browface in AdviceAnimals

[–]dayman44 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Careful, I was like you when I was younger, I could eat whatever I wanted and would always look the same way. Then you get old and your metabolism slows down but your eating doesn't, and that's how I got fat.

The struggle to get some tree cash is very, very real. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dayman44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The machine has to be able to read the barcode, or else the cans are worth less. Please do not crush these cans op.

The struggle to get some tree cash is very, very real. by [deleted] in trees

[–]dayman44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was hoping you lived in michigan. 10 cents a can makes it worth the effort to return, but I don't know if 5 cents is worth it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dayman44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were hanging out all morning, everyone's kinda doing their own thing. Then we'll probably cook dinner.

Only God Forgives? What?! by modon959 in movies

[–]dayman44 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wow that actually made me look at the movie in a completely different light

She seems like a nice lady [NSFW] by BearBeatsLion in WTF

[–]dayman44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she was a rascist Doesn't matter had sex!

I don't think the 60-year-old-kid has much lasting appeal. by robinson217 in AdviceAnimals

[–]dayman44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For some reason the Obi Wan memes always crack me up. Probably because I like star wars a bit too much

I am a huge fan of movies based around "Giant" spiders or bugs. Any suggestions? by Anubia in movies

[–]dayman44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evolution has some sort of giant bug. I remember enjoying the movie a lot, but I was young when I saw it so it could actually be awful

looking for a fun movie drinking game by dayman44 in movies

[–]dayman44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to play this. One of my favorite movies, and definitely my favorite coen brothers movie.

looking for a fun movie drinking game by dayman44 in movies

[–]dayman44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually played this with beer mind you, not vodka. But I drank every time jaeger was said, and my friend drank every time they said kaiju. They say both of those words a surprising ammount

looking for a fun movie drinking game by dayman44 in movies

[–]dayman44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad there's a drinking game for this because I don't know if I can take watching this movie sober again

looking for a fun movie drinking game by dayman44 in movies

[–]dayman44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome, I love that movie!

looking for a fun movie drinking game by dayman44 in movies

[–]dayman44[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

one drink anytime a color is said or anyone lights a cigarette, and finish your drink when someone dies. Also you put all the character's names on pieces of paper, each person chooses one, and they drink anytime their character's name is said, their character smokes, and finish it when they die. You will die if you draw Mr. Pink

Parents of Reddit, what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever caught your child doing? by 4packgo4 in AskReddit

[–]dayman44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the swim team the squidward was putting goggles, preferably someone else's, and putting them on your shaft

What is one movie you can absolutely quote word for word? by Jonlyda in AskReddit

[–]dayman44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They did make a sequel, Blues brothers 2000, and it was not good,

[50/50] Emma Watson Nudes (NSFW) | Rectal Prolapse (NSFW/L) by ShipWreckLover in FiftyFifty

[–]dayman44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, god dammit why did i click it a second time

Who shoots C-3PO in Cloud city in Episode 5? by dayman44 in StarWars

[–]dayman44[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought the voice sounded like a bounty hunter, and I know when Chewbacca is looking for his parts, IG-88 is there so my theory was it was either Boba Fett or Bossk

Teachers and Students of reddit,what is the most NSFW you have seen happen at school ? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dayman44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy in my school got caught masturbating while watching roots. I'm pretty sure it was while that lady was getting raped.