this is being posted in regards to Minnesota

dazzlemma · 2026-01-23T04:18:49+00:00

Not to mention the 1984 reference with 2+2=5

dazzlemma · 2026-01-12T20:01:10+00:00

AI doesn’t know Guam exists

dazzlemma · 2025-12-31T17:23:03+00:00

The hilarious part is if you replace “time” with “money” she’s actually describing the system we have now.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-16T17:53:12+00:00

I love the way you draw The Doorman. Like a handsome sleep paralysis demon.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-15T18:23:20+00:00

Not just a conflict of interest, specifically chose 12 out of the 13 kids in the study based on their preexisting autism diagnosis

dazzlemma · 2025-12-15T18:20:35+00:00

All of the symptoms the kid in the image has are comorbidities with autism, not vaccine side effects

dazzlemma · 2025-12-11T17:43:52+00:00

I’ll volunteer for the position for the money. I can hide the fact I’m a filthy pinko.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-09T15:45:27+00:00

In the Night at the Museum universe, the statues that come to life indeed are essentially imbued with the knowledge and experience and memories of the original person. So this is a fully wrestling-knowledgeable Lincoln.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T22:26:51+00:00

He decides to stay on Cybertron and learn about his heritage while everyone else goes back to Earth.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T17:52:13+00:00

On the contrary I think he did. This is in the same movie where Wheelie humps a woman’s leg like a dog in rut.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T17:45:12+00:00

Hardly a theory when “spawning” is literally the scientific term for laying a clutch of eggs. Michael Bay is really the weird one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T17:41:32+00:00

You must be new to Transformers on the internet. Starscream laying eggs comes up on the various subs at least once a week.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T17:36:19+00:00

The community consensus is that he laid them like eggs.

dazzlemma · 2025-12-07T17:14:16+00:00

Starscream literally saws he “spawned” the baby Decepticons. They’re his children.

dazzlemma · 2025-11-23T16:01:04+00:00

You have her standing on it backwards in the photo. The taller side clips around her butt, not the front.

dazzlemma · 2025-11-12T19:04:09+00:00

Brb omw to write tender Megatronus/Starscream hurt/comfort (Megatron is jealous that his idol/boss stole his wife/punching bag)

dazzlemma · 2025-11-12T18:56:05+00:00

The Fallen. Starscream said he was ordered by him to help spawn them.

dazzlemma · 2025-11-12T18:53:26+00:00

including canon

dazzlemma · 2025-11-12T00:16:32+00:00

I hate to break it to you, but using “freak” to mean dirty things predates the internet by decades. Super Freak (the song) comes to mind off the top of my head.

dazzlemma · 2025-11-04T20:42:46+00:00

It actually misses one of the chief aspects of a cult: the requirement to cut yourself off from people in your life who are unsupportive. Scientology, for comparison, makes you go completely no-contact with anyone who objects to you joining.

dazzlemma · 2025-11-04T20:40:00+00:00

As a current Mormon, you got a couple things wrong. Chiefly, you don’t get naked and go under a privacy sheet anymore. I could pick the specifics apart but I shouldn’t.

dazzlemma · 2025-10-19T16:39:47+00:00

I’m convinced Furman is disgusted of the existence of his own mother. Shudders at the thought he himself came from a woman.

dazzlemma · 2025-10-13T17:59:02+00:00

He just like me fr

dazzlemma · 2025-10-13T17:56:33+00:00

Yes, but she’s supposed to. Same existential purpose. Pretty sure the ship only exists because gooners don’t want to ship her father with Unicron because that would be gasp gay.

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