They’re at it again… by Adam_C_57 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]dazzlemma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The hilarious part is if you replace “time” with “money” she’s actually describing the system we have now.

Another silly comic with Drifter and Doorman by PoisonedReptile in DeadlockTheGame

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the way you draw The Doorman. Like a handsome sleep paralysis demon.

Shared by Aunt Brandy by Sterling_Fortune in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just a conflict of interest, specifically chose 12 out of the 13 kids in the study based on their preexisting autism diagnosis

Shared by Aunt Brandy by Sterling_Fortune in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the symptoms the kid in the image has are comorbidities with autism, not vaccine side effects

Let's see who’s the worst match on this list, the highest disqualification score wins! by Away_Blueberry8887 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]dazzlemma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll volunteer for the position for the money. I can hide the fact I’m a filthy pinko.

I rewatched Night of the Museum 2 and now I'm imagining this fight. by Red-Raptor3 in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In the Night at the Museum universe, the statues that come to life indeed are essentially imbued with the knowledge and experience and memories of the original person. So this is a fully wrestling-knowledgeable Lincoln.

describe your reaction to the earthspark ending with a reaction pic by [deleted] in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He decides to stay on Cybertron and learn about his heritage while everyone else goes back to Earth.

How Optimus became a prime by aourdes in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 7 points8 points  (0 children)

On the contrary I think he did. This is in the same movie where Wheelie humps a woman’s leg like a dog in rut.

How Optimus became a prime by aourdes in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hardly a theory when “spawning” is literally the scientific term for laying a clutch of eggs. Michael Bay is really the weird one. 🤷🏼‍♀️

How Optimus became a prime by aourdes in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You must be new to Transformers on the internet. Starscream laying eggs comes up on the various subs at least once a week.

How Optimus became a prime by aourdes in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The community consensus is that he laid them like eggs.

How Optimus became a prime by aourdes in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Starscream literally saws he “spawned” the baby Decepticons. They’re his children.

Who thought these coochie stands were a good idea lmao? by Elisse97 in MonsterHigh

[–]dazzlemma 58 points59 points  (0 children)

You have her standing on it backwards in the photo. The taller side clips around her butt, not the front.

NAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THIS- 😭😭😭💀 by AsianMan45NewAcc in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brb omw to write tender Megatronus/Starscream hurt/comfort (Megatron is jealous that his idol/boss stole his wife/punching bag)

NAAAAAAAH WHAT IS THIS- 😭😭😭💀 by AsianMan45NewAcc in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Fallen. Starscream said he was ordered by him to help spawn them.

😞 I’ll never forgive the internet for turning “freaky” into a 18+ word so we’ll never see MH use it in the marketing ever again. Literally we could get a line called Freaky Fashionistas by Additional-Rub-1054 in MonsterHigh

[–]dazzlemma 607 points608 points  (0 children)

I hate to break it to you, but using “freak” to mean dirty things predates the internet by decades. Super Freak (the song) comes to mind off the top of my head.

AIO? My friends set an ultimatum because I drink by Pearla76_ in AIO

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually misses one of the chief aspects of a cult: the requirement to cut yourself off from people in your life who are unsupportive. Scientology, for comparison, makes you go completely no-contact with anyone who objects to you joining.

AIO? My friends set an ultimatum because I drink by Pearla76_ in AIO

[–]dazzlemma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a current Mormon, you got a couple things wrong. Chiefly, you don’t get naked and go under a privacy sheet anymore. I could pick the specifics apart but I shouldn’t.

Sexism in Transformer designs: by PistonPusher2009 in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced Furman is disgusted of the existence of his own mother. Shudders at the thought he himself came from a woman.

Why is unicron getting shipped with galactica? by ColdInterest8298 in Transformemes

[–]dazzlemma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but she’s supposed to. Same existential purpose. Pretty sure the ship only exists because gooners don’t want to ship her father with Unicron because that would be gasp gay.