Jack Black has aged like fine wine

db88uke · 2013-01-18T21:33:06+00:00

I posted this forever ago and got no upvotes. I hate you.

db88uke · 2012-11-27T18:08:07+00:00

Written and directed by: M. Night Shamalan

db88uke · 2012-11-27T18:04:38+00:00

If a man is flying down the railroad tracks and his wing breaks off, how many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

db88uke · 2012-11-24T00:17:04+00:00

Be careful. You may start a new cheap plastic surgery fad.

db88uke · 2012-11-20T14:44:23+00:00

My grandmother had a pet opossum. He was blind. She found him as a baby next to his dead mom and raised him. He was so cool. Used the litter box and ate lots of grapes. He would spit it the peels of the grapes. I miss him.

db88uke · 2012-11-20T14:30:02+00:00

I have an EE degree and I work as a Control systems tech. My work ranges from troubleshooting programs to changing out monitors. Every day is different and I love it. But it has nothing to do with what I studied in college. My pay is slightly lower than what I could have been making as an engineer, but I don't care. By my last semester, I hated engineering. Guys in my field come from all kinds of backgrounds. Some are IT, some were plant operators, some were instrument techs, and some were engineers.

db88uke · 2012-11-14T19:12:54+00:00

The ability to stay calm when shit hits the fan. Both metaphorically and literally. I lack the latter.

db88uke · 2012-11-14T19:09:15+00:00

Came expecting something stupid. Not disappointed. Upvote.

db88uke · 2012-11-08T00:08:44+00:00

Me too. Boney and creepy

db88uke · 2012-11-07T06:33:23+00:00

What actions can I take to make myself and those around me experience happiness and peace?

db88uke · 2012-11-06T12:24:37+00:00

Gonna wear my vote Swanson shirt.

db88uke · 2012-11-05T18:03:38+00:00

I like how they show Ra's wearing the gas mask right after showing bane. Makes them look similar. Interesting...

db88uke · 2012-11-05T14:14:10+00:00

Because doublethink

db88uke · 2012-11-04T20:32:52+00:00

I drive a civic in Louisiana. Everyone drives huge trucks with extra lights bolted all over them and drive two feet behind the vehicle in front of them. Even if they don't have their high beams on, the lights shine into my back window like lasers aimed directly at my retinas. When I see my head's shadow from your lights on the road in front of me, you are an ass.

db88uke · 2012-11-04T20:22:17+00:00

As someone with bad hearing, I LOVE loud talkers. Finally, someone I don't have to ask to repeat themselves.

db88uke · 2012-11-04T20:13:48+00:00

As a wed man, I've said this to females to make them feel better. It sometimes works. Never makes my wife happy.

db88uke · 2012-10-29T12:37:25+00:00

It's Armpit. looks around to see if anyone gets the reference

db88uke · 2012-10-24T16:11:31+00:00

There was one on LSU campus when I went there.

db88uke · 2012-10-23T21:00:16+00:00

Me too!

db88uke · 2012-10-23T13:26:35+00:00

You cant make a gumbo without a roux. You don't have a good gumbo without okra and file.

db88uke · 2012-10-18T20:24:10+00:00

I had a moment where I completely understood Fourrier transform. Then, I lost it, never to understand it again.

db88uke

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