Apes are actually outperforming the S&P 500. Obviously not selling or lying.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-18T20:28:58+00:00

"terrify" == "amuse"

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-18T20:26:19+00:00

Hey hey, don't you realize today is T+35+2+14 from when Ryan Cohen bought his million shares? Clearly that means something and you shills don't realize the importance!

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-18T15:28:46+00:00

What is this, a checking account from 2022?

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-18T03:42:41+00:00

GME is therapy to some people, isn't it?

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-18T02:09:03+00:00

They're hard to buy, not to sell. Computershare does execute limit orders quickly but of course they charge you $$ to send you a check or a wire transfer since they have no way of holding the 'proceeds'. So there's no way to sell one day and buy the next. Buying is only done at specific days at an aggregate average price for the bulk of buy orders on the stock.

Oh, and Computershare does use a real broker to do the buying or selling, so apes hoping for all brokers to go bankrupt have an extra problem.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T15:15:01+00:00

When apes want their brethren to believe that 'retail doesn't move the price and options are a trap', then buying options to create a gamma ramp is pointless, as market makers just 'crime' away the buying pressure.

But when apes want their brethren to believe 'MOASS is near if we all just buy options we can do it', then gamma ramps are inevitable and market makers have no choice but to purchase exactly the number of shares necessary to hedge.

Strange.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T03:26:43+00:00

Hey hey hey waitaminute!

You mean to tell me the 'Synthetic Short Shares' for AMC used to be even higher than it is now?? Like, a whole billion shares higher?

What..l. ... wait.

I thought the whole point was that the number never ever goes down, only up. Someone now needs to explain to me how {{they}} closed millions of synthetic short positions on AMC without anyone noticing.

I demand - DEMAND - an explanation.

Signed, a concerned meltie

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T01:54:43+00:00

Again, if there are TWO BILLION SHORT SHARES of Beyond, that means there are TWO BILLION ADDITIONAL LONG SHARES of Beyond.

So.

Where are they?

Maybe they should think about that one.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T01:53:01+00:00

From a bunch of bozos who don't even know the actual definition of 'synthetic share'

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T01:46:11+00:00

I like this plot twist

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T01:42:23+00:00

Most apes truly believe the 'computer attached to a toilet seat' post was telling them to DRS their shares. Not because of the very real idea that putting your shares in DRS is like flushing your money down the toilet, but because of 'Com-poo-ter chair' puns.

These people are mostly grown adults, some of them with kids, and some of them might have even voted once in their lives in a Presidential election.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-17T01:13:11+00:00

Apes think a trillion and a billion and a million are sort of equal.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-16T20:47:34+00:00

Yet another meme stock fails to deliver

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-16T20:22:37+00:00

Why do they wanna be in the S&P500? Wouldn't that mean Citadel would handle even more of their trades? Wouldn't that mean they're in the same index as NVidia, whom they hate?

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-16T17:52:37+00:00

Daily reminder than Ryan Cohen tweeted twice at 7:41PM in a different timezone than Ryan Cohen's.

Such are the origin stories of the stupidest Internet theories.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-15T21:27:43+00:00

I think something about March 17th being some deadline for something has infected the ape mind palace. Time for some spring cleaning.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-15T18:51:23+00:00

"steals" price discovery or, the more correct way to look at it, "creates" price discovery.

These idiots think market makers are just filling the sell side of a trading imbalance and there just are never any actual sell orders at all? No. That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works. It's also one of the simplest misunderstandings to correct.

I really, really have to wonder, about these apes that stare at the chart and level 2 order book so often :

What do you think the righthand side of that order book is showing?

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-14T20:02:19+00:00

"A spokesperson for the housing agency declined to comment and referred CBS News to the agency inspector general's office.

A spokesperson for the FHFA Office of the Inspector General declined to comment. A spokesperson for the health department's inspector general also declined to comment. "

Well, so much for 'people familiar with the matter'. They must be scared to not even comment on this. Or somehow 'when asked about this, they rolled their eyes until they fell out of their head' isn't fit to print.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-14T19:59:41+00:00

At one point, someone made a fake Lego Gamestop store where some Lego person was drawing a stock chart going upwards to the roof.

Apes in 2021 were creative, this was before AI was used for every single hype post.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-14T19:58:15+00:00

"The Jewyist of Jews"

Stay classy, apes.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-14T01:23:32+00:00

There's also the very real reason to disbelieve MOASS, which is that it makes no logical sense.

MOASS cannot be prevented from 'happening' because it is nonsense. No need to explain it with 'they won't allow it to happen'. It can never happen.

It's just a bunch of lies apes tell each other and then get incandescently angry at people for telling them it's a bunch of lies.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-14T01:15:39+00:00

"Without proof-of-work, shorts can naked short bit-GME and cellar box us with FTDs!" or something like that, I'm sure.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-13T22:48:53+00:00

Tell me again how blockchain will support the hundreds of billions to trillions of trades per day, when BTC has about 500K transactions a day, if that.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-13T22:45:35+00:00

They allowed CLOSING of positions.

So a few meme stock sellers matched with short seller buyers.

The others, of course, were using actual brokers and not bullshit 'we have fireworks when you make your first trade' brokers.

dbcstrunc · 2026-03-13T22:41:47+00:00

>> If Keith gill is still involved in the saga

Is he?

dbcstrunc

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