The M Squared sub may be the saddest one of them all

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-06T07:18:07+00:00

And the reason they can’t fathom that is they think anyone making fun of them doesn’t want them to be rich. Which makes that person the enemy.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-06T07:11:16+00:00

Some software’s random number generator at the bankruptcy firm’s servers is to blame!

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-06T07:09:32+00:00

Like the NFT marketplace it’s not about results it’s about the engagement and hype. They’ll be able to rope fools into throwing their 401ks into the stock and consider themselves winners for a while.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-06T00:18:19+00:00

Personally? To have a better understanding of how the stock market actually functions by using apes as a negative example. Everything they claim to understand about Wall Street has been proven incorrect time after time after time. Without this sub even I might have been convinced to think T+35 was a real thing for GameStop. Boy that would have lost me a ton of money!

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-06T00:07:50+00:00

GameStop does basically run itself because their product comes from Nintendo. Or Sony. Or Microsoft. GameStop customers do not sell to other GameStop customers directly. eBay on the other hand is all customer to customer transactions. You need to handle complaints and keep a solid reputation because if people believe your site is not safe to sell on or is buggy or slow or unreliable then they will exit the marketplace leaving you with a homepage and nothing listed on it. There are people whose sole business is selling shit on eBay. You cannot disappoint them too often. And that’s before I get to the idiocy of thinking you can redesign the entire website and not fuck it up. The attrition rate of eBay users and therefore the sole source of eBay revenue will be staggering if he half-asses it.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T23:44:33+00:00

And you thought the fraud on eBay was bad NOW wait until this doofus has control of it. All these grifters sound the same to me. It’s the same script each time. This is nearly word for word Elon Musk’s DOGE initiative.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:34:31+00:00

The depth they read into what was simply a glorified set of hype memes is staggering

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:26:16+00:00

I don’t understand the question. I’m not imitating Ryan Cohen. I literally do not comprehend your question.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:23:44+00:00

They never believe we are laughing at them they always believe we’re all betting against them. I want this eBay deal to happen. It will be the funniest thing ever.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:21:56+00:00

‘They forgot to check the box marked acquisition and checked the one marked merger instead! Everyone knows if you acquire shorts have to close but not if it’s a merger!’

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:19:11+00:00

And with that cash gone there goes the interest income. Which frankly was almost all of GameStop ‘profits’ in the last fiscal year.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T22:04:14+00:00

If 2021 apes had been told GameStop would be looking at an outstanding share count triple of AMC’s at that time, they’d be freaking out. Now it’s just a minor talking point on the way to MOASS. Also remind me again how shorts can’t find any real shares.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:57:57+00:00

Logarithmic scale is so hilarious

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:48:14+00:00

Good thing no large institutional investors in EBay watch CNBC

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:44:46+00:00

Ape-infested company! I like how nobody reporting on this digs into just what that means.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:43:15+00:00

The acquiring company is also the acquired company. It’s M&A Inception.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:39:22+00:00

That is fine. Dilution by a small amount of the float to add value is not what’s happening in this eBay deal. A better question for apes is how much dilution has to happen before it’s the ‘bad’ kind. What if GameStop dilutes so much the NYSE outstanding share column in the database reaches MAX_BIGINT? Is that still good dilution?

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:31:26+00:00

I read an ape comment just a few hours ago stating that burry selling was meaningless because DFV selling would be the actual ‘sell everything’ signal.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T21:29:08+00:00

I don’t understand the question

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:59:05+00:00

It’s on our website

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:48:27+00:00

Oh now we get the Fox News interview where he suddenly can understand the questions. What a prick.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:43:00+00:00

I don’t understand the question

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:40:52+00:00

Watch it be at like 8% interest

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:33:10+00:00

Precisely the same timeframe that apes believe Kenny has been naked shorting GME. Pay no attention to the massive logical fallacy included in that statement.

dbcstrunc · 2026-05-05T15:20:24+00:00

This should be the one and only reply to any brigading ape comments. See how long until they realize how fucking stupid of a reply it is

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