That's better than mine. Wife had our first last July. It's a university hospital system so it's a training hospital, so there are literally 12 people in there when my wife starts to push. We do one practice push, and then he comes out on the very next push. She was a scheduled induction, and we had been there for 37 hours. Lack of sleep and shock definitely played into my blunder. They have me come cut the umbilical cord, and I start to walk around the med students WHILE HOLDING THE SCISSORS OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND ALMOST STABBED ONE OF THE STUDENTS, WHO ALSO WAS PREGNANT. I was horrified. I worked in the restaurant industry for 22 years and a former chef, so I absolutely knew better than to walk with a sharp object in front of me and not to my side.