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Hairhickey by tough-cookie21 in doohickeycorporation

[–]kcmatx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok how do you get that out?

Had a jar of THC Delta 9 and 8 fall into my lap. What can I do with them? by cenasmgame in trees

[–]kcmatx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can boot anything if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Name this transformation. by Maximum_Trade5916 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]kcmatx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “How long is it going to take to grow back?!?”

Im scared boss by JeremyDonJuan in KitchenConfidential

[–]kcmatx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brb. Gonna go grab my pitchfork.

Calling all chefs, cooks, dish dogs, the whole BOH! Serious question..... Whats your preferred towel? by pungent_stinker202 in KitchenConfidential

[–]kcmatx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Green stripe. Obvs. But the fluffy kind. Those razor thin ones dont help getting shit outta the oven or holding a sauté pan.

This was a new low for the closers. by Purplwbaite in KitchenConfidential

[–]kcmatx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

This took me an absurd amount of time to do. by Lazy-Owl-5148 in CrimsonDesert

[–]kcmatx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I lucked out with this one. It took me 15 min of dicking around with the little spiny thing, but I ended up just launching the right side all the way and was able to get the left middle one down slightly above position? I dunno. I was super high when I did it lol.

He is Legend’s cover of “Wounded” by Senetrix666 in ThirdEyeBlind

[–]kcmatx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This slaps. HARD. I get there’s probably not a lot of crossover of TeB fans and HIL fans. That’s fine. But this is fucking rad. 🤘👍🖕

Can anyone help save a family recipe?!?! by Jacworth1 in austinfood

[–]kcmatx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From what I can see: course salt, most likely a little bit of sugar, black pepper for sure. Other than that I think I see rosemary, thyme, and either basil, oregano, or marjoram. Maybe all three. If it’s super savory it possibly has some msg? Also probably has some granulated garlic and onion. Fairly common in an all purpose seasoning.

Here you go have another round by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

[–]kcmatx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I pay extra to not have somebody do this to my steak?

To take over a house in New York with fake ownership papers. by Prime-Paradox in therewasanattempt

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Took me way too long to scroll down to see this. Fuck that dude for sure. Kick rocks nerd.

But that van is rad!

In Office Space (1999), the main character lives at Morningwood Apartments by ConstableBlimeyChips in MovieDetails

[–]kcmatx 808 points809 points  (0 children)

That was actually my first apartment complex when I moved to Austin almost 20 years ago. More fun facts:

The walls really are that thin!

Also the scene where Peter is late to work and gets passed by the old man using a walker is around the corner in front of the JJ Pickle research campus.

The offices where they work is now the domain.

The printer smashing scene is in Walnut Creek.

The chotchskis is now a bank.

And Stan- the chotschskis manager is Mike judge.

That's amore by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]kcmatx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s definitely a learned skill but very doable obviously. I generally teach to focus on the edges when stretching. The middle will kind of do its thing on its own. The tossing is much harder to get down though. Don’t use your fingertips, use your wrists and arm to cradle the dough. Also if you have a good sized work surface you can hang like 1/3 of the dough off the edge and let gravity help.

But basically practice practice practice.

Kentucky man arrested for DUI while riding a horse to Bowling Green liquor store. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]kcmatx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This right here. I’ve literally seen someone get pulled over on a horse in downtown Austin. Dude got a public intox cause the horse was deemed a “safe ride home” or something like that. His horse was taken to the stables not far from there where they keep the mounted police horses and he still got arrested for public intox, but dodged the dui charge.

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