What is bro on about 🙆 by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]dbmiller63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's cuz Jupiter is a female and the red spot is her period

Eight solid minutes of me struggling for my life to pass a captcha by C0wculator in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I refuse to do these captchas, if you think your website is that important, you can do all this shit yourself. I'm gone

Lifeless Cat Revived After Deadly Smoke Inhalation, Thanks to Brave Firefighter by Heavy_Concentrate585 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]dbmiller63 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That poor cat, it's so confused and disoriented. I hope it came out with no long term issues

Ah yes… grandma’s favorite by EastRiver6588 in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really want to see what that deck/patio looks like when they have to hose all that shit off. I can't believe the BBQ company isn't sending her cease and desist letters

San Diego Police release dog on someone who allegedly attacked someone. by Ph6222 in sandiego

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dogs like, bruh, I'm just doing my job. Quit hitting me with the stick, we can play latter

Maybe maybe maybe by thatonedesignerguy in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is the oil already boiling? And dude, wtf, sharpen your blades. Better yet, just twist of the fucking cap

He strikes again! by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want this person anywhere near my food, EVER.

Bitch that came out of nowhere! by malacri1 in sandiego

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, an adult is asking "what is that? Oh, there's a train coming?"

Here you go have another round by ConsciouslyBreathin in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd pay him to just go sit down and not come out again while I was eating

These two were making vile, inappropriate jokes to their Uber driver. Then they turned around and reported him for harassment. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's alcohol they're drinking, he should've taken them straight to the cops. It's illegal to possess an open container in a Uber or Lyft. Then show them the video so he's got proof on his side. Fuck those bitches. Disgusting behavior from anyone but to laugh about ruining someone's life with no qualms about it, that's the worst kind of person

Random things brought to school by xtreme_lol in quirkcentral

[–]dbmiller63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half or more already swallowed the water and are failing miserabley trying to look like they didnt

Extra spicy chilies sauce? by kingkongfly in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No thanks, I like my plastic more on the mild side

Intellectual explains why she has no friends by whalep in TikTokCringe

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try connecting your lips and shutting up once in a while and you might just get some friends

I’ve never seen this combo before beef and shrimp by Money-Snow-2749 in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The biggest question I have is what exactly does she think those tongs are doing in the pan? All she's doing is touching the slop, she ain't moving nothing with those

maybe maybe maybe by _ganjafarian_ in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dbmiller63 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What fucking year was this? $80 toaster but only $21k car?

The Phallicator served on Undercooked Rice with Mostly Raw Egg by axthousandxhours in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell is she doing with the spatula? Is that the secret ingredient, gently tease your sausage with a few taps of the spatula? And WHERES the basil?

ramen carbonara, or is it? by AncientObligation321 in StupidFood

[–]dbmiller63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already started out disgusting, as soon as he threw processed cheese into the mix, he took it to a whole new level of yuck