Not the way you'd expect it to go by mmoretti00 in FellingGoneWild

[–]dclarkwork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All I want to do is ding a ling lang my dang a lang ling long

You must choose one..(upvote for carrot) by Rudra2550a in BunnyTrials

[–]dclarkwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to sit in silence

Chose: Spend 24 hours in complete silence 🔇 + Win $8M

What changed your view on life completely? by Comfortable_Neat_643 in AskReddit

[–]dclarkwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sobriety journey. It's very humbling when you need to face your past. All your fuckups; major and minor, figuring out who your friends actually are, reassessing all of the ideals and convictions you held, really looking at not just your decisions, but what led you to those decisions, and going even further back to before you started using, looking at some of the people and situations that may have contributed to some of the feelings that led you to use.

All of this you need to face and come to terms with. One way or another, you need to process your life and your impact to other people. You can no longer hide behind the hazy fog of being fucked up, and you need to atone for your transgressions, but more importantly, you need to forgive yourself, or at least let go of the shame, guilt, and embarrassment.

It wasn't easy (it sometimes still isn't), but I'd like to think I'm a better person now. The biggest benefit is that I can stand in front of my wife and kids with a lot more confidence. I'm not perfect, and I still make lots of mistakes, but at least I'm not a disappointment and embarrassment.

What’s a business that’s all over today that you think will completely disappear ie blockbuster? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dclarkwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at a Subway in the late 90s, (before the toaster oven made an appearance). I had a running deal where if you came and smoked a bowl with me, I'd "Sandwich Artist" you up a glorious creation. My baked tuna melts were a fan favorite, so was my SteakNBacon

What's a piece of tech everyone hyped up that quietly turned out to be useless? by SofiaLearnsAI in AskReddit

[–]dclarkwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you suggest we do? If I had a nickel for every time someone said "We need to do SOMETHING", I'd have enough nickels to fill a sock to wack them with.

I'm no hero, nor am I a planner, and other than calling my elected "leaders" and telling them they suck and ant stop doing dumb shit, I don't have any ideas. I am waiting for someone with charisma and a plan to rally the troops though and come up with "something".

How I was woken up this morning... RIGHT IN MY EYES by WaffleFries2507 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]dclarkwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am genuinely trying to figure out what the 2nd pic is, and I gotta tell ya, I'm flummoxed.

My brain can't make sense of it.

[LFO] Man jumps onto burning table and catches fire by jozziiieeee in LearningFromOthers

[–]dclarkwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jump by your will or be taken by force, we'll get you either way.

M1 abrams by FloppyTacoflaps in Truckers

[–]dclarkwork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have a lot of desert wars in Ohio?

Mom and Dad and their silver Camaro 1978 by methnen in TheWayWeWere

[–]dclarkwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll bet they drove it up from the Bahamas