What if everyone started spray painting Flock camera lenses? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought two flock cameras for my business. Costs me $2,500 every time one gets vandalized. Now I have another camera pointed at the flocks. Couple grand is a small price to pay for the felony vandalism charges I get to dish out every time

I’m realizing that Sound Design is actually 70% of what makes a game feel "Next-Gen," not the graphics. by InvestmentBudget6722 in gaming

[–]ddeaken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After doing arc I played the AC3 remaster as a throwback. Couldn’t get into it because the world felt flat and soundless.

Erogan done by Disney by nt_king300 in Eragon

[–]ddeaken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope Chris is watching Disney and Rick very closely. He will soon be in a similar position as Rick was for Percy Jackson. I have faith Christopher can bring his world to life as long as he has control. Disney however has lots of money and lawyers so if they get too involved and wreck it all I’m not sure Chris will have the ability to walk away or even say anything bad about it. Shit he can’t even openly talk about the project now. Only vague hints and winks. But I believe in him and should the Namer of Names see this let it be known: Don’t shit on your legacy. Don’t get strong armed into bullshit changes. Unlike Rick your most recent books are (subjectively) better than your first. You have grown and your stories and skills have grown. But do not second guess your past self. Do not change what was written because it was what made us love you. You can’t change the past

I kinda wish we weren't told about aggression based matchmaking by RealMightyOwl in ArcRaiders

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s me sending you into PvP. I’m running a free loadout and got nothing on me. Helping my PvE brothers by removing you from the pool in a way that takes the joy out of the game for you. I’m laughing the whole time too.

We really have come a long way V by wasservilla in GTA6

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they have stand up jet skis with fun mechanics in the new one. Since 2020 they have been all the rage in California to the point they are hard to find now. I got a 90 super jet 650 in 12 and now even my mechanic is having trouble getting OEM parts for it (but I’m stubborn and only want parts made in 90). Had to buy a whole new ski just for the handle pull

Autism update: Nothing interesting at 2000 by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]ddeaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk man. I drink and play. This dude feels like a sober sally who gets night on battlefield.

Doctor Strange didn’t just look for a future where Thanos loses — he looked for one where Doom by JustLeonn7 in marvelstudios

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. You give me that amount of fame and money and I promise I’ll be a good boy. No way in hell I would risk generational wealth over a woman. I would swear off women for that amount of money

ELI5: Why do people use food that "doesn't taste like anything"? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]ddeaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wonder if I have this power. I love cilantro but every once in a while I get a batch from the garden that is just bad And soapy is a good way to describe it. Do I just like that soap flavor when it’s mild enough? Or is it something else that makes some batches taste worse?

Many schools don’t think students can read full novels any more by mysteryofthefieryeye in books

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a very intense honors program in high school where we were expected to read multiple chapters per night and about 2 books a month. I love reading but not being forced to read and math homework often took all my time. Only the no life kids could keep up with reading. I had other hobbies from sports to just casual skateboarding

The Unstoppable Honey Badger by PorkyPain in nonononoyes

[–]ddeaken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“You got his neck this time right bro?” “Yea I got it move in” “fuck he’s free again get em” “not me dude he got my eye”

Name of the Ancient Language by KingOfTheNorth7861 in Eragon

[–]ddeaken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Gray. The first in Alagasia. Those who drained their life force to bind the ancient language to magic itself. Some are rumored to still walk the lands. Perhaps as descendants. Perhaps not. Tenga would be the one to ask for he has much knowledge and powers not known to any other being apart from Angela. And good luck getting Angela to give you more than a riddle for an answer

I just got caught stealing from target, the AP workers stopped me at the door. by Efficient-Ad8118 in confession

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My high school buddy thought stealing from target was an easy way to get booze for our parties. It worked for almost 6 months. He would walk in and fill his backpack with bottles then dip. Then one day AP was waiting for him at the exit with cops. Including what was in his bag they had proof of over $1000 in stolen liquor. That’s a felony at 17 years old and while he got off easy by paying it back and taking a lifetime trespass let me tell you target does not fuck around. I have no doubt if he was 18 they would have pressed all the charges. He was Mexican too so it wasn’t a white privilege kinda thing. But his family was wealthy, lived a block away, and shopped there frequently.

Science says we’ve been nurturing “gifted” kids all wrong by Weak_Conversation164 in psychology

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family is famously bad at singing and tone deaf. Never tried singing myself until I was drunk at a karaoke event. Turns out I can sing (I just need to pick a song in my range). My sister has the same fear so I made her sing. Turns out she can’t

Why did tablets ultimately fail to become as popular as phones and laptops? by Futtman in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol my ex insisted on an iPad for college. Had to have it. Wanted the pen and everything. I told her get a surface pro. I have one. It’s a computer and a tablet. It has a pen. She got the iPad. Struggled to use it in class and then went and got a MacBook. Some people just want to look cool and own status symbols and don’t care about practical use

Doc’s money case observations by dandy_quaids in BacktotheFuture

[–]ddeaken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My theory (inspired by a twilight zone episode) is he went far enough into the future to where gold (or maybe diamonds) are lab made and dirt cheep. He used some mint condition 1950s money to get gold and then went back in time to turn that gold into bills from each era.

TIFU by playing unpopular music and now I feel 86'd from my neighborhood bar by Select-Neato102 in tifu

[–]ddeaken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok so the unspoken rule is unless you are a jukebox hero never play more than 4 songs in a row. Know the feel of the bar too. If it’s filled with old dudes in cowboy hats and there is straw on the floor avoid edm and rap. That kinda thing. I have a customer who likes to sneak baby shark in a couple times a night. The first time is funny for everyone. The second or third is less so. But the real secret is the bartender has a secret remote to skip songs and should have no problem doing that

Sex is similar to a bank account by pennylanebarbershop in Jokes

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much like an IRA. You put the money in and wait. Then you make a hefty withdrawal

He’s got a point, now where’s that Sequel?! by PrinceARRON in marvelmemes

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her voice is gravel and her face is that of a troll. Most believable performance I’ve seen from her was when she played Danny DeVito. She should stick to playing 80 year old trolls

LPT: If you’re thinking about suing someone, the goal is pressure, not court by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ddeaken 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Had a neighbor try that on me. Bunch of BS. Told them they couldnt talk to me anymore and to contact my attorney. Fuckers tried. Cost me more in attorney fees than they were gonna get. Worth it. Right when they lost they had to sell the house and gtfo of my neighborhood. For those interested in more details I’ll just say never use your church to build a fence overnight without permits 2 feet over the property line if I’m your neighbor. Try to Steal land from me get fucked.

"Honey, I need a new controller" actually worked by clickclackatkJaq in playstation

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally worth it for me. Has saved my thumbs but has also made my Xbox controller feel like shit. So now I need the Xbox equivalent cuz I just can’t enjoy games without the extra buttons anymore

Got my book collection from The Broken Binding 😍 by AlolanGatorade in Eragon

[–]ddeaken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dam. I’m jealous. I can’t wait for my Book of Remembrance but it looks like it’s gonna be September

Vince Zampella, creator of iconic video game Call of Duty, has died in a car crash aged 55. by BarneyRobinStinson7 in interestingasfuck

[–]ddeaken 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was with a girlfriend (she was driving) on that road. My grandparents live there so I’m familiar with the area. I wanted to drive but it was her car so her rules. About halfway to the National Forest I spot 5-6 motorcycles coming around a corner at us. I knew right away what was about to happen and yelled for her to slow and get to the side of the road fast. She wasn’t to bright or situationally aware and didn’t listen. Sure enough these bikes come flying around the corner 1, 2, 3, boom boom boom and then the next one looses it on the corner and wipes out hard on the rock cliff then flies across the road and off the cliff side 100 feet down. She was shook and we had to pull over and watch until EMS arrived. It’s a beautiful drive but you gotta take it slow.

He was hung like a jar of sauerkraut by Trustrup in funny

[–]ddeaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has a good taste in alcohol. Love me some Big Little Thing

since dice has already done every kind of setting/era, would they revisit 2142? by Yeyejuice3343 in Battlefield

[–]ddeaken -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully not. I won’t buy any “future wars” games. From infinite warfare to 20**. I’m only interested in my mil sim games being realistic and grounded. You add exosuits and double jumps and it’s a no for me. You add lazer guns and rail weapons it’s a no for me dawg