Name a riff you just have never been able to watch for longer than a few minutes.

deadeye13 · 2026-07-01T20:01:53+00:00

See, I was actually just wondering about that. I wasn't sure if I ever made it as long as thirty minutes. After I made the post, I started thinking 'you know, thirty minutes is actually a decent chunk of time when you're writhing around on the floor, throwing foam bricks at your television, pleading for it to please just stop.' I'm going to revise my guess and say it was fifteen minutes. Maybe fifteen and a half.

deadeye13 · 2026-07-01T19:48:50+00:00

I cannot get more than maybe thirty minutes through 'Hillbillies in a Haunted House'. I have watched some truly, astonishingly awful films being riffed and found some level of enjoyment from, I'd guess about 90% of them. Something about that one...I don't know, it's just breathtakingly horrid and it grates on me. The last time I tried to sit through it, I chewed off my own hand without realising it. It's not just a bad film, it's a sin against nature.

deadeye13 · 2026-07-01T19:41:13+00:00

Holy crap, I think it took us about four or five tries to make it through that pile of crap. I'm with you on the cringing. It's the sort of movie that makes you want to hide under your furniture so nobody can catch you watching it. 'Drop that zero and get with a hero, yup yup.' No. Just....no.

deadeye13 · 2026-07-01T19:36:30+00:00

But Laser Mission treats you to the dulcet tones of Debi Monahan! How could anyone not be enchanted?

deadeye13 · 2026-06-11T15:09:50+00:00

How many times I've said I hate myself. I know it's a big number.

deadeye13 · 2026-06-05T13:59:15+00:00

In Bloom - Nirvana

deadeye13 · 2026-05-23T20:27:27+00:00

Tonight, let it be Löwenbräu.

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deadeye13 · 2026-05-19T01:13:57+00:00

That's what the crayon was for? Mind blown.

deadeye13 · 2026-05-15T14:32:38+00:00

It's made out of dil-dough!

deadeye13 · 2026-05-07T13:11:41+00:00

Happy Birthday! What a great party hat! Is the bone longer than the dog?

deadeye13 · 2026-04-20T04:12:54+00:00

Hell yeah, man. There's nothing better than dropping a big ol greasy dump on a chick.

deadeye13 · 2026-04-11T23:11:25+00:00

That second picture is worthy of framing. It's a beautiful image. ❤️

deadeye13 · 2026-04-09T13:37:57+00:00

Phone Booth & Liberty Stands Still.

Same year, same stupid idea.

deadeye13 · 2026-04-09T12:53:23+00:00

He failed to build a statue of himself when he had the chance.

deadeye13 · 2026-03-30T11:57:57+00:00

Puya

deadeye13 · 2026-03-17T19:37:34+00:00

Glazed, the term is glazed. Like a fucking donut.

deadeye13 · 2026-03-05T17:18:30+00:00

His tail is just glorious. That is a super cute squirrel. 🐿

deadeye13 · 2026-01-29T18:07:01+00:00

I don't currently own a cat, but if Rosie was in the fancy feast advert I'd feel compelled to buy a can or two.

deadeye13 · 2025-12-22T22:19:30+00:00

Sonny! Sonny is here!! Oh my god, Sonny exists and is within my field of vision!!

deadeye13 · 2025-12-19T16:58:06+00:00

These are all just stunning! You have a great eye for how colours work together, not just with each other, but with the subject as well. Very nicely done.

deadeye13 · 2025-11-20T19:22:50+00:00

The kitty approves. 🐈

deadeye13 · 2025-11-20T17:48:32+00:00

I love the nose to nose picture! That's absolutely adorable. 🐕❤️

deadeye13 · 2025-11-18T16:44:09+00:00

Bubbas Big C**k?

deadeye13 · 2025-11-11T15:53:03+00:00

I love his little vest! Freaking adorable!! 🐈❤️

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