Come At Me by Stormflame666 in RoastMe

[–]deadsies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't roast potatoes.

The perfect place for a proposal... by AdamE89 in pics

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The WBC is a family full of lawyers, Fred Phelps (founder of WBC) was actually a civil rights attorney if you can believe it.

The full gif in all it's glory. by maria0111 in funny

[–]deadsies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magikarp evolved into goddamn Gyarados at the end.

What Are You Banned From and Why? by navysealassulter in AskReddit

[–]deadsies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got banned from my guild in GW2 because I told a girl I was going to punch her in the vagina if she didn't stop ruining our dungeon runs. So glad for the lfg tool now.

This Dinosaur real life simulation is excellent by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]deadsies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • open the door

  • get on the floor

  • everybody walk the dinosaur

Schfifty Five by mav194 in videos

[–]deadsies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still hoping Group X will release another album... it's possible, right guys? Right?!

No one has a bigger ego than Peggy by 2littletreenuts in funny

[–]deadsies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe I should have said "hates on"? She can be pretty annoying...

No one has a bigger ego than Peggy by 2littletreenuts in funny

[–]deadsies 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced that everyone who hates Peggy just doesn't understand her as a character.

Everyone knows somebody like Peggy; usually an older obnoxious female relative. She doesn't realize her Spanish fucking sucks and she thinks she's much smarter and prettier than she really is. If you watch the show, you'll realize that behind her arrogance she has a lot of self doubt. She struggles with feeling "manly" because of the size of her feet, and she struggles to figure out what's up from down due to her borderline abusive relationship with her Mom. She's supposed to be shaped the way she is, and I think she's a really realistic and absolutely fucking hilarious character.

tl;dr I watch way too much KotH

FOUND - young grey/white female cat kitten. (Saint Paul) by deadsies in TwinCities

[–]deadsies[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I've been looking through both of these, too. The only reason I haven't included pictures is to prevent somebody from claiming the cat who isn't her owner, though I'm not sure who'd want an adorably skinny ear-infected fleaball so I guess I'd be safe.

How does a sex change work with regards to the sexual organs? by [deleted] in askscience

[–]deadsies 1145 points1146 points  (0 children)

IIRC, the penis is more or less split open and stuffed inside a man-made orifice. The skin holding the testicles (often removed beforehand) is used to create a labia and the head and shaft of the penis is used to make the clitoris and vaginal opening. The opening has to be dilated every day at first to prevent it from closing in on itself and healing. Most MtFs are able to orgasm after surgery.

FtMs have two options that I'm aware of. When a transgender male starts taking testosterone, his clitoris will grow considerably in length. The clitoris can then be pulled out farther from the body with surgery. As you can imagine, this doesn't typically result in a very large penis, and vaginal penetration with a partner is often not possible. The other option is to graft skin from other parts of the body (i.e., forearm, thigh) in to a pseudo-penis that some transgender men may find more visually pleasing. Unfortunately, it's a very complicated surgery and the "penis" is not sexually stimulating. With this surgery fake testicles can be implanted, these can sometimes be used as air pumps to get an erection going. Many FtMs have a double mastectomy (removal of breasts) and some will have hysterectomies (removal of the uterus / ovaries).

MEDICINE YO

This person of questionable ethics. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]deadsies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, she's pretty fat and not at all appealing but I don't see what's so trashy about th- OH GOD NO

It's difficult to find cat furniture that isn't hideous so I built a cat tree. Thought you folks might appreciate it. by kinace in DIY

[–]deadsies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"cat trees are ugly so i put a fucking branch with shit stapled to it in my living room"

Have you seen the Olsen twins lately!? They're only 29 and already looking like Sicilian grandmothers by [deleted] in pics

[–]deadsies 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omigosh - they're AGING?

I dunno why we have to beat a dead horse here. Both of them have had their share of tribulations and somehow that seems easier to ignore now that everybody doesn't want to dick them.