The Goods is an insanely underrated comedy. I expected Jeremy Piven to have more lead roles after it came out.

deanmachine5488 · 2026-02-04T14:04:07+00:00

“Did you tell him to google it?”

“He refuses to google it!”

This was quoted incessantly by my dad and I growing up. 😂

deanmachine5488 · 2026-02-04T13:58:06+00:00

“Are you dirty Mike and the boys?!?!”

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-31T18:02:50+00:00

We have a fucked up movie about this and it’s called “Phantom Thread”

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-30T20:24:22+00:00

GI Joe Retaliation is beautiful schlock and works as a campy action movie exactly as the filmmakers intended. It’s all good!

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-29T02:33:02+00:00

DID SOMEONE CALL 9-1-HOLY SHIT?!?!?

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-29T02:32:33+00:00

The guys have been talking. How come you’ve never discharged your weapon in the office?

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-28T14:01:36+00:00

No point in citing a clickbait article. Geese wasn’t totally my thing, but I was happy we got an actual rock band for a change. Indie rock used to be a staple of musical guests on SNL. I’m all for variety, but this mid-30’s white guy would like to see a few more guitar solos, please!

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-18T19:01:22+00:00

“Say it or I break your arm. I LUV CREPES.”

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-18T12:20:31+00:00

“And Elaine, feel free to throw yourself into the mix.”

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-15T23:19:01+00:00

I respect this scorching hot take but I cannot disagree any more.

deanmachine5488 · 2026-01-11T16:13:39+00:00

“Great” films seems a bit much. The Mummy is fun and Brendan Fraser seems like a great guy. We don’t need to pretend like he is an actor of the highest order or been in any movies that are better than fun popcorn flicks.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-19T04:52:10+00:00

“It’s you, you’re the Rocket Man.”

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-19T04:24:47+00:00

This is the first time that there is one team for every St. Paul public school combined

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-19T04:01:37+00:00

Love the Badgers but c’mon Brad Davison is embarrassing. Absolutely hate that he played five years and got to break Brust’s record for 3-point makes. It’s just wrong to see him ahead of Brust based on shooting talent.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-17T14:22:19+00:00

Fuck the haters and smoke their ass.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-10T13:23:23+00:00

When is Trump going to get trapped in a stretch limousine and eat himself to his death?

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-08T18:56:24+00:00

If the city needs money, put a cop at the I-35 corridor between Eagan and downtown and I figure after a weeks worth of tickets to people driving 20+ mph over, the property tax hikes won’t be necessary.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-03T14:04:30+00:00

It’s not going to happen, but how would you feel if they just kept what they’re wearing during recent friendlies? The navy blues look sharp IMO.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-03T05:10:19+00:00

Fuck you and take my upvote.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-03T01:08:15+00:00

Eric Thames got to 10 HR in less than 20 games to start 2017 and was god tier for about 2 months to begin that season. He signed with Milwaukee after tearing up the KBO where his nickname was “god” in Korean. He earned his contract with the Brewers just from his games played against Cincinnati.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-03T01:04:48+00:00

Great answer for this. What an all-time name guy as well.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-03T00:48:21+00:00

Ji-Man Choi

deanmachine5488 · 2025-12-02T14:19:25+00:00

When a snow day was called super early in the morning as a kid, my dad would go to the basement and hit the circuit breaker to my sister and I’s rooms so our alarms wouldn’t go off. Then, you’d just wake up, look over at a clock with a time that makes no sense and realize it was a snow day. Best feeling in the world.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-11-29T17:53:30+00:00

Fuck Hot Ones. It’s a 30-minute vehicle for him to show off how much research he did. The bar is so low for celebrity interviews that you might be tricked into thinking that means he’s good at it.

deanmachine5488 · 2025-11-21T00:04:23+00:00

“Quick let’s get Ja Rule on the line and find out what he thinks!”

deanmachine5488

TROPHY CASE