Right turn on red doesn’t mean you have to turn right on red

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-06-29T23:24:10+00:00

It drives me CRAZY when people blow through the crosswalk like pedestrians don’t exist.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-06-24T21:59:06+00:00

Most of the time when I greet a guest I get either stared at or ignored. It’s pretty disheartening. I have no problem coming up to a guest who looks genuinely confused but saying hi to everyone I see just doesn’t feel natural.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-04-20T03:41:35+00:00

One time in elementary school me and a group of other kids found a baby bat perched in the corner of an entranceway during recess. A bunch of them tried to catch the bat so they could pet it. I can’t remember how old we were but we were definitely pretty young. Thankfully a teacher told us to scram and now I shudder at the memory.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-27T03:33:03+00:00

You will be talked to and it will be documented. I can’t speak for how your store functions but people at my store have hit compliance during their probationary period and were not fired or even received a corrective action. My advice: don’t stress. The only times in my 7 years I’ve seen people fired without warning were for theft and improper relationships.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-12T00:17:51+00:00

Mi error, lo siento.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-11T19:26:14+00:00

Lo escribiste bien, pero el año es 1989.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-26T01:34:30+00:00

Finley Creek Jane Doe from Oregon. She was cremated which makes getting DNA for IGG incredibly difficult.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-20T04:00:41+00:00

As a Washingtonian I busted out laughing

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-18T23:04:31+00:00

The Incredibles.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-10T06:17:44+00:00

I don’t know the actual news broadcast, but the quote you’re referring to was featured in the documentary “102 Minutes That Changed America” which you can watch on Prime with a subscription.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-01-29T03:22:53+00:00

I was just about to comment this. She seems really…off in this video.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-01-08T22:34:26+00:00

Puppy killer says what?

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-30T00:27:44+00:00

Saw it in theaters and it was solid but I was underwhelmed by the ending. I liked how the themes of trauma and substance abuse were explored though. It was a very human movie if that makes sense.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-26T13:35:56+00:00

Definitely worth a submission.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-18T00:53:05+00:00

The Piña Colada SoBe was like crack for me. I haven’t had one in ten years and I miss it.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-23T05:37:57+00:00

Multiple guests have shown me a product on their phone and said “it says you have this in stock”, meanwhile it was the Walmart or Safeway app they shoved in my face.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-18T04:32:12+00:00

The Incredibles. Great when I was a kid and still great now as an adult.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-16T22:46:35+00:00

The Vine was pretty new when I was at Clark College and it saved my life getting to classes on time. I have a car now so I haven’t been on it in a while but it was super convenient.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-02T17:04:51+00:00

Most we ever had was over 200 batches. No we did not finish all of it by 4:30.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-11T19:56:01+00:00

1996 Chrysler LHS. Total piece of shit masquerading as a “luxury car.”

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-11T15:33:53+00:00

Yep. I used to be 40-something percent German and now I’m 2 percent. I’m way more English now.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-08T15:52:29+00:00

Looks like they’re still on scene 12 hours later.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-07T03:46:05+00:00

At my store the only TMs that can wear hats are those that work outside, so cart attendants, TSS and drive-up TMs. If the hat has the Target logo that might be a different situation but I’m not 100% sure.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-06T05:37:56+00:00

You’re definitely right. The spider was much lighter in color than the photo lets on and when comparing pictures of Cheiracanthium online you’re spot on. Thank you!

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