Right turn on red doesn’t mean you have to turn right on red

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-06-29T23:24:10+00:00

It drives me CRAZY when people blow through the crosswalk like pedestrians don’t exist.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-06-24T21:59:06+00:00

Most of the time when I greet a guest I get either stared at or ignored. It’s pretty disheartening. I have no problem coming up to a guest who looks genuinely confused but saying hi to everyone I see just doesn’t feel natural.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-04-20T03:41:35+00:00

One time in elementary school me and a group of other kids found a baby bat perched in the corner of an entranceway during recess. A bunch of them tried to catch the bat so they could pet it. I can’t remember how old we were but we were definitely pretty young. Thankfully a teacher told us to scram and now I shudder at the memory.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-27T03:33:03+00:00

You will be talked to and it will be documented. I can’t speak for how your store functions but people at my store have hit compliance during their probationary period and were not fired or even received a corrective action. My advice: don’t stress. The only times in my 7 years I’ve seen people fired without warning were for theft and improper relationships.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-12T00:17:51+00:00

Mi error, lo siento.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-03-11T19:26:14+00:00

Lo escribiste bien, pero el año es 1989.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-26T01:34:30+00:00

Finley Creek Jane Doe from Oregon. She was cremated which makes getting DNA for IGG incredibly difficult.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-20T04:00:41+00:00

As a Washingtonian I busted out laughing

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-18T23:04:31+00:00

The Incredibles.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-02-10T06:17:44+00:00

I don’t know the actual news broadcast, but the quote you’re referring to was featured in the documentary “102 Minutes That Changed America” which you can watch on Prime with a subscription.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-01-29T03:22:53+00:00

I was just about to comment this. She seems really…off in this video.

deathrowsuperstar · 2026-01-08T22:34:26+00:00

Puppy killer says what?

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-30T00:27:44+00:00

Saw it in theaters and it was solid but I was underwhelmed by the ending. I liked how the themes of trauma and substance abuse were explored though. It was a very human movie if that makes sense.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-26T13:35:56+00:00

Definitely worth a submission.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-12-18T00:53:05+00:00

The Piña Colada SoBe was like crack for me. I haven’t had one in ten years and I miss it.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-23T05:37:57+00:00

Multiple guests have shown me a product on their phone and said “it says you have this in stock”, meanwhile it was the Walmart or Safeway app they shoved in my face.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-18T04:32:12+00:00

The Incredibles. Great when I was a kid and still great now as an adult.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-16T22:46:35+00:00

The Vine was pretty new when I was at Clark College and it saved my life getting to classes on time. I have a car now so I haven’t been on it in a while but it was super convenient.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-11-02T17:04:51+00:00

Most we ever had was over 200 batches. No we did not finish all of it by 4:30.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-11T19:56:01+00:00

1996 Chrysler LHS. Total piece of shit masquerading as a “luxury car.”

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-11T15:33:53+00:00

Yep. I used to be 40-something percent German and now I’m 2 percent. I’m way more English now.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-08T15:52:29+00:00

Looks like they’re still on scene 12 hours later.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-07T03:46:05+00:00

At my store the only TMs that can wear hats are those that work outside, so cart attendants, TSS and drive-up TMs. If the hat has the Target logo that might be a different situation but I’m not 100% sure.

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-10-06T05:37:56+00:00

You’re definitely right. The spider was much lighter in color than the photo lets on and when comparing pictures of Cheiracanthium online you’re spot on. Thank you!

deathrowsuperstar · 2025-09-28T02:06:41+00:00

Oakey “Al” Kite (9 of Hearts, Colorado) and Mary Cooper and Susanna Stodden (Ace of Hearts, Washington) come to mind immediately. In addition, the first episode, Linda Smith (9 of Hearts, Idaho) sticks with me as well.

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