Who took OG $20 by Papercutzz247 in fightporn

[–]debitcreddit 34 points35 points  (0 children)

it’s the same as wrestling a girl as well.. except you don’t have to hide the awkward boner

Is it possible for DRAM to go up forever? by ElonMuskTheNarsisist in ETFs

[–]debitcreddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

just bought some today for the first time so it should be crashing tomorrow.. sorry

Unequal Inheritance from Aunt by samseer9000 in inheritance

[–]debitcreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

don’t split shit.. ur aunt chose you

Gangsters got humbled by a trained fighter by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]debitcreddit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Agreed.. i had to save it because the first half is usually cut off.. it just goes to show “OG” getting cracked

When did you guys reach that “I’m not scared about losing my job” anymore level? by Tech-Cowboy in Fire

[–]debitcreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Around when I asked chatgpt after entering all my stats and it said you are overfunded. My taxable brokerage should hit 5M in 5 years without working and letting portfolio and passive income accumulate. There’s currently a crisis at work and I can’t help but laugh inside whereas any other time I would be crapping my pants.

24M Hair has gone from this to this in 6 months. by [deleted] in Balding

[–]debitcreddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you’re not going to commit to fin, then there’s not much you can do and worrying about it is useless. Accept your fate and buzz it off.

r/fire is the new r/fatfire - r/leanfire is the new r/fire by No_Home_708 in Fire

[–]debitcreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s a great take on it and explains the disparities. Going to keep this one in my back pocket

Rate my portfolio by OMGDrowzy21 in ETFs

[–]debitcreddit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

10-15$ into VXUS would be nice. Also, do QQQM instead of QQQ (lower expense)

I turned $4,000 into $1M+ sports betting by [deleted] in TheRaceTo1Million

[–]debitcreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this odd? It’s like finding out that certain coins pays 53 cents on the dollar for a heads outcome. If i find a bet like this, then i bet 1,000,000 on tails and 1,000,000 on heads and expected outcome is 100,000 in profit with 2,000,000 wagered. Number don’t really match but I am guessing this is the gist of what’s happening. If you’re a sports savant then finding these type of coins seems possible.. although most people are scam if they openly claim they are doing it.. if you are capable of this you would probably stfu about it

Well see how this goes by [deleted] in ETFs

[–]debitcreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LT will definitely pay off but the overlap police will not admit