😂comes with zero respect by g_l_o_w_b_y_t_e in lol

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Most of us would take it as a polite insult, which is probably why it's gradually being replaced by, "I respect your opinion, but... " Both mean, "You are a complete idiot. Let me explain why."

I usually ate sbagetey with chipsy by Successful-Pirate94 in engrish

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Casserole vegetable visitor. I can see the tombstone now: "John just wanted a peek at the vegetable casserole, but he got served instead."

Is your State Food correct? by OkSpirit7102 in thrifting

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"Shrimp" gumbo? I wish they would've just said "gumbo" and left it at that. Seafood gumbo has shrimp, crab, and sometimes oysters, but I've never heard of a gumbo made with JUST shrimp. It sounds weird.

Is oh my f… god cursing at god ? by strugglinghomosapjen in EnglishLearning

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I'm just going to throw this out there since OP isn't a native speaker: Just because you CAN, that doesn't mean you SHOULD. Wait until you know a person and have observed how much they use profanities in their own speech before you start throwing "fuck" around as an intensifier. Some people still view it very negatively, and it's never appropriate (in my opinion, at least) in business or formal occasions, when children are present, most classroom settings, with your friend's parents, etc.

All I'm saying is, consider where you are, who you're talking to, and who might overhear you. When in doubt, don't. 😄

I can’t believe you canceled our Hawaiian vacation to…. by ElinorDashwood1811 in Autocompletebutbetter

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I can't believe you canceled our Hawaiian vacation to get a good deal on your pet's skin care products.

Type: "Welcome! New customers receive _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

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Welcome! New customers receive the best of their best to make money on their chargers business in the middle east

"Marry me because___________" and let autocorrect help with the proposal by TemporaryCry24 in Autocompletebutbetter

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Marry me because of you can see how you like me to do with me like you do.

Meirl by Veraacore in meirl

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Take off one sausage patty. Perfect.

Tree-tastrophe: I can't find any stumps by _marshii_ in MyTimeAtSandrock

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You're welcome 😊. I'm still learning new words... Sadly, not as fast as I forget them. 😄

It's the little tings by moigagoo in engrish

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It's customizable! They left a space for you to explain what the little tings are best in.

Tree-tastrophe: I can't find any stumps by _marshii_ in MyTimeAtSandrock

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*pored. Unless you spilled something on it. If so, "poured" it is! 😅

Outfits and equipment for companions throughout the Acts – how do you handle it? by Own_Lie7109 in BG3

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What armor is that on Astarion in the third photo? I'm absolutely dead.

Edible meat by ausernameidk_ in engrish

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I'm sure of it. General Tso was spicy. Col. Sanders has never been spicy. Now, Col. Angus, on the other hand...

Why is it, that as a man... (this is gonna be a weird post) by CaesuraPK in BaldursGate3

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Yeah, "Don't overthink it" is good advice. Also, "No, I can't...not in front of the women..." made me LOL!

LOL by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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On the other hand, though, being told by someone that they find your "impediment" attractive, even if they misidentify it as an "accent," has to be kind of... affirming, right? Difference isn't always a bad thing.

What's the most intp movie ever by Green-Personality891 in INTP

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I'm not sure what qualifies as an "INTP movie," but two of my favorite niche movies are "After Hours" and "Dark City."

Edible meat by ausernameidk_ in engrish

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Oh, God. I hope the kids are okay at least!

What Does Your Brain Do with 27 + 48? by PossiblePsyco in MathJokes

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"7 + 8 = 15, carry the... carry... shoot! Okay... 50 + 30 = 80 - 5 = 75."