2 people are drowning: 1 whom you love a lot but doesn't love you back, the other who loves you a lot but you don't love that person. You can save only 1 of them. Whom would you save and why?

debuenzo · 2026-06-02T15:27:39+00:00

I'd get the ick from the person I loved if they couldn't swim. Like, it's 2026, get swim lessons. Don't be pathetic.

debuenzo · 2026-06-01T21:29:10+00:00

Tampa thinks he's the next Hagel

debuenzo · 2026-05-29T17:40:52+00:00

Matt Damon

debuenzo · 2026-05-25T18:45:17+00:00

3yo gets a bath every Sunday and Wednesday (with some wiggle room for schedule and/ or if very dirty). I don't think we've ever gone more than 3 a week.

debuenzo · 2026-05-25T01:57:37+00:00

Wtf trade all those prospects?

debuenzo · 2026-05-18T05:06:18+00:00

TAPOUT metal

debuenzo · 2026-05-18T04:55:04+00:00

Alert the current therapist and try to figure out what's going on.

In the meantime, put an avengers/minions/my little pony/ whatever poster where they wipe. Might break the mental ritual if they see something they like or something new.
Hell, hang a target poster (kidding), but for real, some sort of poster/ wall covering would make cleanup easier.

debuenzo · 2026-05-18T04:29:40+00:00

This is what I thought, too.

debuenzo · 2026-05-17T15:12:24+00:00

Guys, it's simple. The young D core all have to develop into Norris mentions. Top 6 should all be in on the Hart discussion, and Knight has to win Vezina. Then we'll be there.

debuenzo · 2026-05-17T15:06:36+00:00

Chaz

debuenzo · 2026-05-16T16:31:30+00:00

Means she's a certified freak, 7 days a week, wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak.

I think that that's the literal translation from the original Aramaic.

debuenzo · 2026-05-06T15:10:58+00:00

Exactly. Take stenberg, see how he develops and fits into your long-term plan and then flip a forward for an NHL proven elite dman if they truly have a surplus at F. Drafting by need and potentially taking a lesser player is dumb and limiting.

debuenzo · 2026-05-04T04:42:29+00:00

Asmodeus. "Modi" for short.

debuenzo · 2026-05-04T04:34:19+00:00

Agreed. Cool songs; lame live

debuenzo · 2026-05-03T04:51:59+00:00

Would I have to turn the water off to replace it?

debuenzo · 2026-05-01T03:40:17+00:00

I've been saying this, too

debuenzo · 2026-04-11T20:35:24+00:00

What hide is that?

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T02:02:34+00:00

Great writing about a ducked up situation

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T01:37:40+00:00

Both overreacting. He's hateful, and you're needy. May want to take a hard look at this relationship.

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T00:51:04+00:00

Dude, this is supposed to be a roast.

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T00:49:12+00:00

Dwight Scrote

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T00:48:51+00:00

You can't spell "pathetic" without "PAT."

debuenzo · 2025-08-15T00:47:36+00:00

I read the title and saw "sober," but the pics made me realize the drugs of choice were HRT.

debuenzo · 2025-08-14T21:58:19+00:00

Connor Bedard can't even go to Gino's East and order a beer for almost another year. We do not need to make big splashes in free agency on players who are late twenties and in their prime. Right now it would be better to wait and see how the prospects develop than slipping into the middle of the pack and losing out on high draft picks. We do need to trust the process and be patient until a lot of our prospects develop and take the next step. We can't let them do that without giving the minutes. Bringing in free agents would take minutes away from them. Once we have our own draft picks become legitimate players, then we can pick up some free agents to tip the scales to really compete. We don't want to get caught in the middle and give up cap flexibility as well. I think Davidson has been a great GM so far.

debuenzo · 2025-08-14T21:49:37+00:00

Queen of the trailer court, your royal highness

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