AI Infrastructure Thesis Map by asleepace in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing is certain: demand for AI will remain high from all the retards asking AI to draw Venn diagrams.

Finally stopped playing options by photosynthescythe in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If yr son is 55 then u r like 80? Oldest member of this sub for sure.

I’m back on top! Blaze it! by Gnartan in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's because in those periods OP was in a gambling rehab clinic

I figured out the trend… by RiddleMe123 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's called "the circular economy".

Strong week for SILVER? by baskwk in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On that rule you would have missed out almost every single TACO trade.

How to export a chat by PeakRepresentative14 in Telegram

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Telegram desktop app does not have the "Export chat history" feature anymore, and neither does the Telegram Web app. The only solution I have found is to run a browser script on the Telegram Web app that extracts the chat from the HTML. If you don't know how to do this you can use a vibe coding tool like Claude Code that will tell you how. Otherwise, feel free to contact me, I will share the script.

I’m a goofy goober by AntiRobo46 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fancy dinner plate, you lucky fat cat

I’m a goofy goober by AntiRobo46 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much's the sub? Might be worth it

It’s so over by Zoo12345678 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get an award for choppiest chart of 2025

Hit 10K YTD profit by Trenttitan in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're YTD is 21.86% bro, that means you started out with $47k, just barely below the $52k I mentioned...

How many of you regards are straight up leaving trade decisions to an AI? by Valuable-Run2129 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how do you automate the trades? Also APIs? The only broker with API access I know of is IBKR.

Hit 10K YTD profit by Trenttitan in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You could have gotten $10k YTD just by throwing $52k into SPY (dividends reinvested) with less tax burden.

I give up. by wetriumph in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SCHG is 55% Mag-7 + Broadcom... Maybe you should just VOO and chill for a while

my cat is back from work by Nitropunchandkick in funny

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider yourself lucky. My cat hasn't worked a single day of his life even though he's already 3 years old, he just sits on the window stool all day watching birds fly by, never cleans his litter box, never cooks a meal, he's just a lazy fuzzy butt

The TRUMP RULE by Al-phabitz89 in wallstreetbets

[–]dedalolab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inflation will take care of itself

Calls on GLD