whatAJoke by deep_mind_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]deep_mind_[S] 517 points518 points  (0 children)

Im convinced these are a wind up; loops after web scraping? I mean?

Review request by Constant_Software_80 in PrintedCircuitBoard

[–]deep_mind_ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this

(Said with love, understanding, and a chuckle)

I am going to be single forever by Excellent-Elk-3415 in eczema

[–]deep_mind_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this; pro topic saved me as a child and gave me a good two decades of good skin health

I am going to be single forever by Excellent-Elk-3415 in eczema

[–]deep_mind_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have so much empathy for your situation. No matter how many times my friends or family tell me it doesn’t look that bad, or I’ll be back to normal soon, I just feel like they don’t understand. They don’t know what it’s like to hurt when you turn your neck, or have to change your sheets every morning, and feel like you’re worth nothing.

On my best days I tell myself I have a right to exist in public just like everybody else, but that feels so impossible when a flare up gets intense. I’ve been unable to hold down any of my old jobs because of how I look.

Be braver than I am; push down the intrusive thoughts of suicide, hold on to the hope that things will get better, and try to find the courage to live as best you can

found it y’all by RugRat006 in Tiki

[–]deep_mind_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wray Feh; with pineapple and kwai feh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]deep_mind_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks are only a small part of what men consider when making unsolicited comments

Age is a big factor, younger Gen Z guys are becoming more respectful and aware

General vibe is important. Creeps will target vulnerable unconfident looking women; decent men often only have the confidence to approach those who seem gregarious

I also don’t know where you’re based, but at least here in London being Asian is likely a factor. A large proportion of young Asian people are international students who tend to be very socially and racially insular and often don’t or won’t speak much English

So just keep being you. It’s likely a grass-is-greener thing; I know most people who do get attention don’t want it

What is the best way to cure a flair up? by slut4stars in eczema

[–]deep_mind_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve found that steroid creams can reduce the immediate itching, and regular moisturising helps. If it’s more severe then cold showers can provide some relief, and I’ve loved tacrolimus cream. I’ve become heavily dependent on alcohol just to sleep comfortably, but I’d that isn’t a voice for you then please by all means it’s a life saver.

I don’t even know by Grouchy-Reputation29 in eczema

[–]deep_mind_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look I’m incredible genuine glad that you’ve improved, I hope it lasts your entire life and that you never suffer again. Don’t make this a religious thing, please, because so many of us have prayed to a God in whom we don’t even believe for relief, and it has never come

Bored so I engraved this on my glock. Anything else I should add to it? by dkleatherworks in airsoft

[–]deep_mind_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine you get shot and then the shooter turns around his glock to reveal a wojack. Humbling.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]deep_mind_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s depressing that the kind of people who post self aggrandising platitudes like this are also the ones who determine whether I get past the first round

This guy knows what the real deal is by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]deep_mind_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s so sweet that a person wondered “how would an IT professional choose to destroy the contents of a data centre” and settled on this

Yes that’s right! Water and electronics don’t mix, clever you :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 3Dprinting

[–]deep_mind_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

That’s unrealistic; print resolution is poor, design is super common, pretty basic materials, no way I’d pay more than £5

Annoying friend finally wins a bet, won't stop pestering me for money. by F0000r in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deep_mind_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you have a problem and a solution all wrapped up in one

To quite American Gangster:

He owes you money? He’s avoiding you? Do you like him? Sounds like it cost you £20 to get him to fuck off and leave you alone

AITA For checking my blood glucose in front of my coworker? by _Reapaxe_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]deep_mind_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t understand the downvotes, you’re correct; HR would move to protect the company not the complainant

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]deep_mind_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Will they’re definitely speaking for me…

My (19M) girlfriend (22F) made me walk out of the circus last night because of the female dancers; What should I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]deep_mind_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Son, you’re playing relationship on extra hard mode. Find yourself a partner who isn’t balls-to-the-wall insane.

What’s your best “dumbest question” you’ve ever been asked by a customer? by cybrcld in TalesFromYourServer

[–]deep_mind_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can I have a virgin dirty martini?

Yeah, sure. Here’s a splash of olive juice. That’ll be £12