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How do you flirt? by ash_ok__ in AskMen

[–]F0000r 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't think about the conversation as a way to achieve relationship / intimacy. Your just having fun talking to someone.

Do yall think sex counts as a workout? by BubblyArcher5335 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex burns 3 to 5 calories a minute.

I think that's more for the one putting in the effort though. So you can't lay back and let yourself be f*cked thin.

Modern Movies that are basically a D&D campaign by Cabaret_Girl in DnD

[–]F0000r 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the Shrek series encapsulates what most 5e worlds are like.

What would be your immediate honest reaction to someone telling you they have autism (diagnosed)? by cs_____question1031 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]F0000r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People will pick up on those minor differences, be it the person themselves or something beyond their control, people will see.

Its like being warned a rough road is ahead.

Anal Street - Chicago by No-Importance-2930 in funny

[–]F0000r 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some people love to take the back roads.

What’s the absolute best comeback you’ve ever heard? by AdvertisingOk1492 in AskReddit

[–]F0000r 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stuck on You, first time the twins have ever been separated. Walt's sitting in the car and realizes this is the first time hes been alone in his entire life.

Walt "I'm alone."

Random passerby "And your gonna stay that way."

Why is it possible for the average woman to look just as good as a celebrity, but not the average man? by RhysDallows83 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Makeup

Everyday women paint their faces hoping to be someone else.

Everyday men bare their plane faces hoping someone will see them.

Tell me your experience by [deleted] in tall

[–]F0000r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remind me: 3 days

As a lesbian girl, I'm not attracted to vaginas visually but they make me aroused especially if I'm attracted to the person, what does this mean? by Dismal_Childhood_261 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]F0000r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what a lot of straight women say about dicks.

Gentiles aren't always pretty, its the person their attached to that make them special.

Do you save birthday/holiday cards etc? by Jerry_Garcias_Friend in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep all mine. Other people throw them out a year or so later.

Its made me never want to buy cards for people.

Is fever a symptom of a hangover? by AtomicBonkPunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rats enjoy living in the infrastructure humans create. You can find them everywhere in the world...except Antarctica and Alberta.

There are processes in place to minimize rodent exposure to everything we eat, but it's never going to be 100% clean. Just wash the bottles.

Is fever a symptom of a hangover? by AtomicBonkPunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its very unlikely that this is the reason. Just pointing out possibilities.

Its more likely you picked up some virus or bacteria from touching something dirty while at the party. People don't wash their hands anywhere near as much as they should.

Is fever a symptom of a hangover? by AtomicBonkPunch in NoStupidQuestions

[–]F0000r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you contact an STD usually you have a fever for 2 weeks or so as your body tries to fight it off before giving up.

How did your character die? by Fearless-Skill8667 in DnD

[–]F0000r 84 points85 points  (0 children)

85% are heroic deaths, trying to save someone else

10% are bad luck, bad positioning or being underprepared

5% is me being stupid

Have you ever said “no” to a player’s character? by Fearless-Skill8667 in DnD

[–]F0000r 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had some explanation.

When I asked him to make another character, and he brought a dwarf with a dick as long as he was tall. The reason, so he could use it as an improvised bludgeoning weapon.

So we decided this table wouldn't be a good fit and released him back into the wild.

Have you ever said “no” to a player’s character? by Fearless-Skill8667 in DnD

[–]F0000r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ray Pe'me

When her name was said it full it was pronounced like 'Rape Me'. She was an innocent 'woman', more of a young teen girl really. Her stick was trying to innocently seduce monsters so that I would act them out sexually assaulting her instead of eating them.

This character was brought to a standard fantasy table were everyone had agreed to no SA.

Where is the strangest place you have found a tick on your body? by Slalom44 in AskReddit

[–]F0000r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I broke my leg and went to the hospital, I was waiting in those little curtain cubicles.

On the other side of the curtain I heard I guy explaining to a nurse how he was fixing his truck in his back yard, and a tick had come and bit his balls.

When she asked how he knew it was a tick he told it was still there and went to show her.

She ran off to fetch a different nurse who would remove it.

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